Computer professionals: a woman's perspective.
 

The project manager is a person who believes that nine women can make a baby in a month.
The developer is a person who believes it will take 18 months to make a baby.
The co-ordinator is a person who believes one woman can make nine babies in a month.
The client is a person who does not know why he wants a baby.
The marketing manager is a person who believes he can make a baby even when he doesn't have a man and a woman available.
The optimisation team believes it does not need a man and a woman and that it can make a baby with zero resources.
The documentation team believes the baby's birth is unimportant as long as the nine months are documented.
The quality auditor is a person who is never happy with the process for making a baby.
The designer is a person who has designed three different ways to make a baby without testing one of them.
The specialist is a person who changes process every time needs to make a baby
The consultant is a person who after in-depth interviews and analysis with the client's wife describes the process necessary for making a baby

A programmer is someone who, when he needs a baby will spend hours writing twelve lines of code to guide the AI process.

;)

Les

Q: What do IT professionals use for birth control?
A: Their personalities!

Didn't work so well for us..

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He's smilin.....nothing about that personality that isn't working!

This is a repost but I think it fits here:

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Project manager is the conductor of an orchestra in which every instrument is in a different union.

Re: Computer professionals: a woman's perspective.
 

The consultant is a person who after in-depth interviews and analysis with the client's wife, recommends that he can perform the job better than the client.

Re: Re: Computer professionals: a woman's perspective.
 

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