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FUSHIGI
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Who's wife is convinced they're a moron?
One tree frog gets loose in the house and she nominates me for Moron of the Year (her words)....WTF? Its a FROG...not a viper or a 15 ft. boa or pitbull or..... . I even found it (captured a body double first....then found the genuine article this morning). Anyone here relate?
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06-04-2007, 03:12 PM
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Your wife may be smarter than you think.
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06-04-2007, 03:20 PM
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Moron = 50-69 Imbecile = 30-49 Idiot = 29 & below A moron says: Hey, you see that idiot over there? Why are you acting like him? You know you're smarter than him, you imbecile. Aurel
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06-04-2007, 03:28 PM
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The moron shouldn't have spoken to you like that Aurel, very impolite. Always remember, you are.........somebody.
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06-04-2007, 03:58 PM
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Well, she married YOU didn't she?
That makes her even more of one.  
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06-04-2007, 04:25 PM
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Well, she married YOU didn't she?
That makes her even more of one.
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06-04-2007, 04:25 PM
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It wasn't really that funny the first time
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06-04-2007, 05:02 PM
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This is the look I got upon suggesting I take her Jaguar to the June 16 & 17 Turn-1 event...
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06-04-2007, 05:19 PM
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My wife thinks I'm smart because I can finish the crossword puzzles she gets stuck on. She may call me names but moron isn't one of them.
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06-04-2007, 06:28 PM
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Re: Who's wife is convinced they're a moron?
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06-04-2007, 06:41 PM
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i see i'm not the only one that focuses on boobs when the wife is talking i think this gets me in trouble a lot (she claims i'm not listening or something like that).
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06-04-2007, 06:58 PM
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Nope - for her to think I was a moron would mean that she would have pay a little attention to me. Most of the time she just ignores me.
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06-04-2007, 07:40 PM
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Re: Who's wife is convinced they're a moron?
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06-05-2007, 12:31 AM
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Re: Re: Who's wife is convinced they're a moron?
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 Ironically, invitation selection was the only part of our wedding which I was assigned. As I recall, it read "Join us as we take the big leap" with a large green frog on the front... 
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06-05-2007, 03:09 AM
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no disrespect intended...just having some fun....mostly at my own expense.
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06-06-2007, 03:23 AM
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"Who is more foolish - the fool, or the fool who follows?" - Old Ben
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06-06-2007, 06:48 AM
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What I don't get is that I consider myself relatively smart. I'm an engineer, I can rebuild an engine, I can build a house, I can write software, I can do many things that most others can't but my wife will usually take any Tom, Dick, or Harry's advice over mine?!?!?! I don't even try any more. I just give her a blank stare and cock my head a little to the side, I figure it works for the dogs.
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I will have to try the dog stare trick!
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06-06-2007, 07:18 AM
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Now she has never called me a moron but a HypermoTard, now that is a different story.
Speedy
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