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Don Plumley 06-15-2007 02:28 PM

Anyone know Jessica Alba's phone number?
 
Sex is sex, love is love, they don't always have to be in the same room. Interesting interview:

Alba wants no-strings sex

STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.

The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.

"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.

"I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.

"Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."

Anyone want to help her out with her mission?

http://mickaloha.com/images/alba.jpg

http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/holly...splashnews.jpg

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictu...a-Alba-226.JPG

masraum 06-15-2007 02:33 PM

I volunteer!!! Me, Me, Me.

badcar 06-15-2007 02:42 PM

yumhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1181947297.jpg

kaisen 06-15-2007 02:50 PM

According to US West Dex:

http://dexknows.whitepages.com/10785/search/Replay?search_id=20151351416982029360&lower=5&more _info=1

Jessica Alba
xxxx Sherman Ave, Apt xx
Bronx, NY 10456-xxxx
(718) 681-xxxx

kaisen 06-15-2007 03:00 PM

How many calls do you suppose she (^) gets from looneys?

speeder 06-15-2007 03:52 PM

I think that JA said that she is done f'king around, unfortunately. I'm sure that there are more beautiful women in the world somewhere, but I've sure as hell never seen them. Or pictures of them.

the 06-15-2007 04:13 PM

How shocking. I take it she has a new movie/album/whatever coming out right about now, which isn't hurt by this kind of obvious publicity play.

Porsche-O-Phile 06-15-2007 04:17 PM

As long as I get to go before masraum. . .

DARISC 06-15-2007 04:17 PM

I KNOW HER NUMBER!

It's ten digits, ranging from 0 to 9. I haven't figured out what order they're in yet, but I've been working on it for several months now - how many combinations can there be?

masraum 06-15-2007 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Porsche-O-Phile
As long as I get to go before masraum. . .
She did say that she wants to try lots of things. I'm willing to try lots of things. Unfortunately I suspect you've got a head start on me. You're probably in the right state to start looking.

Moses 06-15-2007 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by speeder
I'm sure that there are more beautiful women in the world somewhere, but I've sure as hell never seen them. Or pictures of them.
Can't even imagine. She is perfection.

Tyson Schmidt 06-15-2007 06:05 PM

Yeah, I want her and Keira Knightly in a threesome.

(yes, I just watched Pirates of the Carribbean)

Since we're dreaming, I want Sade as my MILF affair.

Moses 06-15-2007 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyson Schmidt
I want Sade as my MILF affair.
Get in line.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1181962718.jpg

HardDrive 06-15-2007 07:42 PM

I just killed a kitten.

masraum 06-15-2007 07:51 PM

Jessica Alba is hot, no doubt, but I can't say that she's the hottest or the most beautiful. That's like saying that one particular 911 is the coolest ever. Well, the original yellowbird, no wait, BBII (Jack's car), no, how about one of the original RSR cars, a 934, a '67R, a new 997 GT3 RSR, etc.... Too many super cool 911s to say that one is the best.

I've seen amazing blondes, brunettes and redheads. I couldn't possibly pick one that was better than the rest.

cmccuist 06-16-2007 03:57 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1181994959.jpg

Sorry I had to ruin this thread, but I'm just trying to save the kittens.

David 06-16-2007 04:58 AM

I'll leave afterwards!!! Unfortunately, with that body, it will be after about 3 minutes (seconds) :D.

Matt Holcomb 06-16-2007 10:50 PM

Had the pleasure of spending some quality time with Jessica while she was down in Melbourne recently to promote "Fantastic Four 2" (I just happened to be in the right place at the right time).

You know; it's surprisingly rare to meet women who are great to look at and are great in bed, but she's an exception. ;)

Sonic dB 06-17-2007 12:05 AM

Though the "Bent over Asss shot" pictured above, is rather appealing..
lots of chicks can pull that one off well.

This woman has just never been appealing me.
attractive yes, stunning, no...good actor...eh?
In fact, I dont mean to be a "hater" but I have always failed to see
the logic, in the absoulte beauty that everyone else assigns to her.

I mean...she is very pretty...no doubt...but not all that. There are a
hundred thousand latino girls in the valley right now who are equal
to her appeal, imo.

Joeaksa 06-17-2007 03:34 AM

Re: Anyone know Jessica Alba's phone number?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Don Plumley
"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?'
Any woman who looks at me and says the above would be rolled over and given the "Lubemeister" treatment in the rear. Then and only then would I leave, on my terms.

Guess having been married to a model early on made me realize that just because they are good looking, they can still (and quite often) be a beyotch...


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