Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Ty Webb: Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?
Danny Noonan: No.
Ty Webb: Take one good guess.
Danny Noonan: Bob Hope?
Ty Webb: Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.

Elwood: "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.

Another classic, will never go out of style.

Bluto:"Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f*cking Peace Corps." Definitely "Animal House"

How true this is... so many excellent "one liners" in this movie.

Actually, "Ski School" has some unbelievable one-liners. So does "Clerks" for that matter.

How U can even associate the Python to this other drivel is beyond me. Animal House had a certain banal charm but the other SNL alumni features were pure *****!.

The Blues Brothers was saved by the GREAT R&B Artists that appeared.

Compare that to

A Fish Called Wanda...by John Cleese

The Adventures of Baron Von Muchanhausen.

Brazil

Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on MRM, like most Americans he has been fed a diet of ***** for so long it looks like Filet to him.

Brazil. Excellent movie!

Robert DeNiro as a renegade air-conditioning repairman...

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

-The Germans?

-Don't stop him, he's on a roll

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

NOT. And, we can do it because this thread gave us permission. You could even say "We're on a mission from God!"

Magnificent! Fierce Creatures was even better.

Alas, however, The Greatest Movie Of All Time has not yet been mentioned.