Convinced that our nieghbor is a backally babe
 

This woman is nutz - she is the definition of psycho wife/mother from hell. As far as we can tell, the only way her hubby can tolerate her is when he is pickled on JD. The going joke around the hood is that she must take it in the dirt hole for him to stick around - hense the term backally babe.

Any of you guys know someone like this?

any pictures?

Re: Convinced that our nieghbor is a backally babe
 

Yeah. A few. And they drive Mercedes Benz and BMW cars, while raising kids in seven-figure homes. The dirt hole may not be dirty, but it's nonetheless a hole of opportunity.

Think I might have been married to her at one time...

Ya gotta remember that after some of these women play around with a cucumber for a while the normal place is about at tight as Paris Hilton with her home sex videos, so the backdoor might be the only viable option if their hubby is going to get off.

Lubey, is this the neighbor from a previous thread. I think it was about her planting a bunch of flags in the lawn?

No, this one is different. The crazy flag lady (CFL) lost custody of her two eldest kids - now she just has one. Her surrounding neighbors have fromed a civil suit to get her committed or something.

Lube..
getting side tracked here

you titled the thread, Backally Babe

now, that to me says 2 things
she's A low maintenance and a dirty mind B a Babe

all this jibberjabber bout civil suits and committing is all of little meaning, relative to the thread title...

don't tell me you tricked us in here to talk a bout problems!??!

e tu Brute?

anybody ever bother with spell check around here? I know it is a big effort to use

nope, didn't bother, just did, and it came up blanc, guess i write free of errors :D

I've bin two busy working own my grammar & punctuation checker too bother. Would you be interested in byeing a copy :)?

Stijn, your gitt'n deez womens confused - CFL is not da same as Back Ally who is also crazier dan a shyt house rat

butt yoe sed baaibe !

crezie is what crezie does, but if it's a baebe, she would have nice bewbs and that's what i'm talking about !

Could be worse... you could live in qwasy qwalifornia! Let's see for neighbors I have, an active fireman, a retired fireman, a longshoreman, a construction worker... yep, we are all a bunch of kooky nutjobs over here!

I have houses around me, but sometimes I wonder if anyone is living in them.

Pics of said dirt highway babe, or you should be banned!

Maybe she swallows.:D

Here is an idea of what she looks like...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1183661651.jpg

Another area of disagreement, Joe.:D According to my research, this is true of cylinders but not women. In my experience, lubrication is more important than bore diameter.

And on a related note, I guess I don't understand this backdoor fixation. No natural lube there. I've always been plenty happy using the front door. That's what it's designed for, dudes.

What is the mouth designed for?

What is the hand designed for?

Never kiss a monkey.;)