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legion 07-25-2007 07:34 PM
John Edwards vows to end all "Bad Things"
 
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/john_edwards_vows_to_end_all_bad

:D:D:D

Quote:
Sen. John Edwards made his most ambitious policy announcement yet at a campaign event in Iowa Monday: a promise to eliminate all unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise bad things from all aspects of American life by the end of his second year in office.

"Many bad things are not just bad—they're terrible," said a beaming Edwards, whose "Only the Good Things" proposal builds upon previous efforts to end poverty, outlaw startlingly loud noises, and offer tax breaks to those who smile frequently. "

Porsche-O-Phile 07-25-2007 08:35 PM
Presumably that would extend to $400 haircuts.

kstar 07-25-2007 08:38 PM
So, he's going to end himself?

Is that like the "man" sticking it to himself?

Best,

Kurt

Racerbvd 07-25-2007 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kstarnes (Post 3395635)
So, he's going to end himself?

Is that like the "man" sticking it to himself?

Best,

Kurt
And the kennedys & clintons too:eek:

Porsche-O-Phile 07-25-2007 08:47 PM
And the Bushes, Cheneys, Roves and the rest while they're at it.

A world without politicians. Wouldn't that be bliss?

I think so.

Mule 07-26-2007 04:49 AM
Could it be that Edwards is actually Jesus in a $400 haircut and the second coming is nigh?

onewhippedpuppy 07-26-2007 04:52 AM
:DI love The Onion.

Mo_Gearhead 07-26-2007 04:59 AM
This man is like a 'wind-up toy characture' of the 'every-mans' politician.

I believe we ARE being watched/visited by aliens from other planets ...and this guy is their front man. Beware!

legion 07-26-2007 05:02 AM
Every time I see John Edwards, this is what comes to mind:

Quote:
And after a while, you can work on points for style
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake
A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
So that when they turn their backs on you
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.

onewhippedpuppy 07-26-2007 07:13 AM
The man is a TRIAL LAWYER! What more do you need to know?

m21sniper 07-26-2007 07:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by legion (Post 3395594)
Edwards is a mega-idiot.

Racerbvd 07-26-2007 08:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 3396029)
The man is a TRIAL LAWYER! What more do you need to know?

Thank you!!!!

pwd72s 07-26-2007 08:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by legion (Post 3395838)
Every time I see John Edwards, this is what comes to mind:
Chris, thanks for my morning chuckle...

thrown_hammer 07-26-2007 08:37 AM
Well he's got my vote. I can't wait for the end of cursing!

Mo_Gearhead 07-26-2007 04:44 PM
...and if I am elected, Christopher Reeves will get up outa that wheel chair and walk again... excuse mah (what?.... he did?...when???)...uhhh, never mind that.

Superman 07-26-2007 05:04 PM
I gotta be honest with you guys. Mr. Edwards gives me the willies. As many of you know (I'd be happy to explain again if you like) I took an immediate and forceful dislike to Dubya. From the first time I saw him in a video. Typical phoney coward has always been my strongest impression. Well.......my view of Mr. Edwards is not much different.

Tobra 07-26-2007 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile (Post 3395645)
And the Bushes, Cheneys, Roves and the rest while they're at it.

A world without politicians. Wouldn't that be bliss?

I think so.
****ing a right brother


Edwards is sooo much smoother than W, better dressed, better coiffed(obviously) better southern accent. He is the stepford politician

dennis in se pa 07-26-2007 07:38 PM
Unfortunately the size of the group, in this case the United States, dictates that leaders do not come via natural selection, but rather via deceit and lobbying. It started out as a cesspool system, can we expect anymore now?


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