Anyone considered a Bulgarian/Hungarian bride?

motion · 12:24 PM

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B D · 03:50 PM

A little crazy for my tastes. They just want a greencard and will always be looking to trade up, for money or looks.

I heard the best way to do this is to move somewhere remote that way she can't runaway, your the richest man in town, and also the best looking.

Drago · Drago's Garage

As long as you don't marry her, go for it.

BlueSkyJaunte · 05-13-2004, 03:47 PM

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But I am so tired of trying to meet an attractive, younger woman here in Southern California that isn't a money-grubbin ho.

Well, I think we've identified your problem.

Is it 100% necessary for you to live fulltime in SoCal? Maybe you should invest in some real estate elsewhere in the nation and spend some time living there as well.

PS If you pick up a former-Soviet-bloc chick, get her tested for everything before you get within 20 yards....

speeder · speeder's Garage

If you can afford it, ($$ and time), I would just take a cool motorcycle and backpack tour of Europe, including Chek/Romania/eastern Europe, have cards made that say that you are a producer from L.A. casting a reality show about women who want to marry American guys and move here, then "hold auditions".

You'll be banging them like a screen door in a hurricane, after a couple of weeks of that you might have a spiritual epiphany and decide to move to Bangladesh and teach men to fish. Or not.

350HP930 · 05-13-2004, 03:53 PM

So instead of an american money grubbing ho you would prefer a foriegn money grubbing ho?

I think you are suffering from a 'the grass is greaner on the other side' syndrome.

Moses · 05-13-2004, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by speeder
If you can afford it, ($$ and time), I would just take a cool motorcycle and backpack tour of Europe, including Chek/Romania/eastern Europe, have cards made that say that you are a producer from L.A. casting a reality show about women who want to marry American guys and move here, then "hold auditions".

You'll be banging them like a screen door in a hurricane, after a couple of weeks of that you might have a spiritual epiphany and decide to move to Bangladesh and teach men to fish. Or not.

Maybe the best post of the year. Solid advice!

RoninLB · 05-13-2004, 04:08 PM

There is a Russian woman who comes to meet you first, girls later. The deal is a 3yr marriage and the Russian girl pays either a bundle up front or pays your rent for the 3yrs. Sometimes she will bring 4-8 girls to meet you and your friends.. I'm serious. A bunch of white collar west LA guys have them for years now. If you both get along they don't leave after the 3yrs. They are wonderful females who believe a man is king of his castle.. no $hit.

I would ask male hair cut guys. The nicer the shop and more
hi-end the better the chance of getting info on the lead.
kinda like get a good haircut + other bs on a Main Street/ Santa Monica shop. There were 3 of them.. pick the nicest to start the hunt. Hairdressers know everything because the locals have been married 2 or 3 times and are sick of the local west LA hussle by the girls...
I guess Beverly Hills would be good also, but no hard info..

fintstone · fintstone's Garage

Anyone considered a Bulgarian/Hungarian bride?

No, but we would be happy to consider your's when you get one.

Moses · 05-13-2004, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by RoninLB
There is a Russian woman who comes to meet you first, girls later. The deal is a 3yr marriage and the Russian girl pays either a bundle up front or pays your rent for the 3yrs. Sometimes she will bring 4-8 girls to meet you and your friends.. I'm serious. A bunch of white collar west LA guys have them for years now. If you both get along they don't leave after the 3yrs. They are wonderful females who believe a man is king of his castle.. no $hit.

I would ask male hair cut guys. The nicer the shop and more
hi-end the better the chance of getting info on the lead.
kinda like get a good haircut + other bs on a Main Street/ Santa Monica shop. There were 3 of them.. pick the nicest to start the hunt. Hairdressers know everything because the locals have been married 2 or 3 times and are sick of the local west LA hussle by the girls...
I guess Beverly Hills would be good also, but no hard info..

Don't forget the PRE-NUP!

Adam · Adam's Garage

LMAO @ Denis!

Eastern European women are a bit of a lucky dip. Some of them are real beauty queens, but some of them look like Gulag jailers.

Be prepared to spend some money on her teeth. I've read that Eastern-Bloc dental services aren't what they should be. You'll probably have to visit the old country every now and then, too. With the right attitude (which you seem to have), you would have a blast.

Get ready for the "Mail-Order Bride" jibes from some folks.

Or try further north/east, Richard - My girlfriend's family is from Denmark. She's got a 25yo sister...

dd74 · 05-13-2004, 04:18 PM

A Bulgarian/Hungarian bride?

I don't know, sounds sort of Crying Game-like to me...

Heaven help you if you find the toilet seat up once they leave the bathroom...

dd74 · 05-13-2004, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by Adam Chaplin
Be prepared to spend some money on her teeth. I've read that Eastern-Bloc dental services aren't what they should be.

I'd also add to Adam's statement by your not taking offense to finding a vineyard of hair located within each underarm. And more likely a "bush" that looks as if it swallowed a hedge hog.

WOODPIE · 05-13-2004, 04:33 PM

A "bush" that looks like it just inhaled Bob Marley feet first...

RoninLB · 05-13-2004, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by dd74
I'd also add to Adam's statement by your not taking offense to finding a vineyard of hair located within each underarm. And more likely a "bush" that looks as if it swallowed a hedge hog.

if this was about the Russian women ? you gotta meet a bunch of them before lumping all of them together. The ones I bet w/ my US NY bride in the Bahamas were nortic looking with light skin, blonde hair and blue eyes. These aren't pampered women.

Icemaster · Icemaster's Garage

You ever thought of personal ads? Or a dating service? I've got a high net worth single friend in the Redmond WA area who's actually had some luck with the latter. Might be worth looking into before heading for something mail-order.

BlueSkyJaunte · 05:35 PM

Edited for content. Inappropriate LINK removed. -Z-man.

NSFW!

Doug Zielke · 05-13-2004, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by speeder
You'll be banging them like a screen door in a hurricane....

Denis,
You're gonna give me a heart attack with lines like that!

Z-man · Z-man's Garage

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Originally posted by motion
A hot little 105 lb, 25 year old with a European accent and a college degree would yank my chain hard.

Problem is, you won't yank their chain hard at all!

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Mail-bride husband wanna be:
BTW, I'm 41 and the over 35 women just don't do it for me. They can't seem to hang with the cars, Porsches, skydiving, etc. And the baggage.... jeez. That's why I need younger, um, among other reasons.

Aint gonna happen. The chances of meeting a woman that has 100% interest in your hobbies & activities is slight to none. Marriage and relationship are all about comproimse. My wife have ZERO interest in "all things Porsche." Yet she comes out to some DE events and autocross events, and my regions social events. On the other hand, I've learned to enjoy gardening, cooking, 'snuggling,' nature walks...etc. NO: I am not hen-pecked! We both love each other and spend time in each other's interests because we know it is important for the other person. (BTW: We'll be celebrating our 10 year anniversary in July!)

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Mr. Sugar Daddy:
Crazy idea or brilliant?

Crazy idea.

I am Hungarian: first generation American. I was brought up in a very Hungarian home. I still speak only Hungarian with my folks! I keep in contact with other Hungarians and just last night I had a nice chat with a friend: Andrea. (Cool it guys: she's happily married as well!) She recently visited the mother land and she stated that a lot has changed in the past few years: Hungary has become very 'American.' Mall and the 'mall-kitties' (as she calls them - their equivalent to our mall rats) have replaced the typical Eastern European way of thinking. The culture is very American, which offers both positive (shaving of legs and armpits, for example!

) and negative (the bad associated with a culture that obesses over things like material goods, weight, money, power...etc)

What I'm trying to say is this: at least in Hungary, the women are not 'begging to be your love slave if you bring them over to the USA.' They are happy in Hungary, and it is gonna take a lot more than flashing some green-backs for them to fall head over heels for you. Sorry to burst your bubble, motion. They aren't the desparate Eastern block chicks you read about in the 70's.

So, what are you gonna do? What options do you have? Motion: do not despair. If you are seeking a serious relationship, be comfortable with yourself, develop good friendships with both men and women, and don't seek out a relationship. Funny thing is, a relationship will seek you out when you least expect it.

Sorry if I've rambled too much.
-Z-man

}{arlequin · }{arlequin's Garage

I dunno.... I've seen some hot Czech girls.... legs go all the way to the tonsils....