Ever have a PAP smear?
 

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/365857-beware-porsche-vendor.html

I haven't but, my wife has. She says it's painful.;):D

Never.

Cratch swabbin'? Nope. Can't say I've had the (dis)pleasure.

Nope, I keep looking for my vagina but I can't seem to find it.

Oh well, if I found it I'd probably never come out of the house again!:D

Only once when I tried to catch one scurrying up the side of the armoire in my foyer in my chateau on my estate on my island in my fantasy gone terribly, terribly wrong, and inadvertantly squashed it under my thumb.

I took it as a sign.

I don't scurry up the side of my armoire anymore.

I wonder if this will apply to threads about MM as well? Warnings about unscrupulous vendors are valuable in an online community like this, IMO.

Ahh, THAT PAP.

I'll just say I got taken once. Never again.

A "PAP" smear is something I wouldn't recommend anyone go through. It's painful and leaves a distinctly unpleasant memory.

Brilliant response/move by Wayne.

Too bad he locked it, where it will slip away. Hmmm, maybe he should make it a sticky . .. you know, for the sole purpose of informing all the readers here of Pelican's policies. :cool:

Same here. If I woke up one day and found one down there would probably find a mirror, stand over it and admire... a money making tool! :)

I don't have a pap, so why would I have it smeared?

So NOW Mule's cartoon comes into play!;)

That's how I felt about it. Course what now if someone complains about a different supplier? All that supplier has to do is cry "litigation!"?

Is it redundant to call a Particularly Annoying gynocological Procedure a *******?

Cat Cratch Fever.

Was burned one time by PAP. Finally got my money back after threat of a lawsuit but it took months. You learn quickly when dealing with jerks like this...