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cowtown 09-28-2007 12:32 PM

Are you prepared for intergalactic alien attack? Tom Cruise is.
 
This is an AWESOME idea, and I'm going to build a bunker too. As soon as I finish my home nuclear reactor and life-size replica of the Red October....

Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'
28.09.07

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23414203-details/Tom+Cruise+building+'%A35m+bunker+to+protect+again st+alien+attack'/article.do




Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

Bunker down: Tom Cruise, on set of his latest movie with wife Katie and daughter Suri, is reportely fearful of an alien attack

According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."

"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."

The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

Keeping the faith: Tom Cruise, in Spain in 2004, is a dedicated follower of Scientology
A spokesperson for the actor has denied the reports, saying: "This is completely untrue. He is not building on his property at all."

The 45-year-old is currently filming World War II movie Rubicon (formerly known as Valkyrie) in Germany, where he is regularly joined on set by Katie and Suri.

Tom plays German hero Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg in the wartime thriller surrounding a failed plot by high-ranking military officers to blow up Hitler and has come under attack for his decision to do so as well as his religious beliefs.

The controversial film depicts the ill-fated plan to blow up the dictator on July 20, 1944, which he survived, with the plotters subsequently paying with their lives.

The Colorado property where Tom Cruise is reported to be building a bunker

Tom's spokesperson has denied plans for the underground facility

cowtown 09-28-2007 12:33 PM

Looks like the off-topic bug is alive and well. Moderators, please move to OT. Thanks.

jester911 09-28-2007 01:27 PM

Seems we have a parallel universe after all. 911-OT are one and the same.
Run for your lives:eek:

Gogar 09-28-2007 01:35 PM

Ah, the star. That pillar of journalistic truth.

kstar 09-28-2007 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 3503800)
Ah, the star. That pillar of journalistic truth.

Reporting on the sound and reasonable mind of Hollywood's finest.

Best,

Kurt

Joeaksa 09-28-2007 01:59 PM

Hope he has room for his boyfriend as well as the wife and family... would not want him to feel lonely you know.

onewhippedpuppy 09-28-2007 02:40 PM

He already defeated them once, he must be concerned about them seeking revenge.

Scott R 09-28-2007 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 3503846)
Hope he has room for his boyfriend as well as the wife and family... would not want him to feel lonely you know.

He's a Theatan Seven, they are issued man slaves at that level, so he probably has more than one to accommodate.

kstar 09-28-2007 02:51 PM

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MRM 09-28-2007 02:55 PM

Of course I am. I'm coming down with a nasty cold.

mattdavis11 09-28-2007 02:56 PM

Did he change his name again? I though he was Kino Reves for the last decade. They all looks the same to me.:D

cowtown 09-28-2007 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mattdavis11 (Post 3503950)
Did he change his name again? I though he was Kino Reves for the last decade. They all looks the same to me.:D


LOL.

"Whoa."

slodave 09-28-2007 03:03 PM

What if he and his family are not at the Telluride house? How could he possible get there from where ever he is? Does he have a spaceship that can go warp speed? I'd build one at every home I own. You never can be too secure!

Scott R 09-28-2007 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by slodave (Post 3503965)
What if he and his family are not at the Telluride house? How could he possible get there from where ever he is? Does he have a spaceship that can go warp speed? I'd build one at every home I own. You never can be too secure!

Only his clone goes out in public, we are dealing with a much higher intelligence here.

slodave 09-28-2007 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott R (Post 3503982)
Only his clone goes out in public, we are dealing with a much higher intelligence here.

Oh! That makes sense! Sigourny Weaver would have jumped into one of those hydraulic lifting machine thingies and kicked some alien a$$

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1191022247.jpg

Aerkuld 09-28-2007 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 3503846)
Hope he has room for his boyfriend as well as the wife and family... would not want him to feel lonely you know.

Lets hope he builds it with an extra large closet.

Why doesn't he just buy that missile base? Forget it I already know - because he's barking mad.

Mo_Gearhead 09-28-2007 10:21 PM

The Star Magazine!

Excellent source for Truth and Facts.

I once saw a dog on the cover of those magazines at the checkout stands ...he had a man's face! The U.S. Army recruits toddlers to be spies! And the number of people abducted by aliens is most certainly on the rise! What?...you think Kirstie Alley DIDN'T lose all that weight! ha.

You people better quit dismissing these indisputable facts, be thankful that you got this 'heads-up'...and start DIGGING!


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