So, what the hell is going around in SOCAL
 

I woke up, legs couldnt move, coughing up blood, 103 temp, damn what the heck is this??? Doc said minor flu, but im far pass minor.... ANYONE sick as me? Cant eat,think, or even want to walk down stairs...

DAMN this sucks....:(:(

I hope you are better. I think you need to call your Dr.....
I might add that as bad as you sound, this IS the right forum.....911

www.webmd.com - They'll tell you what you have. Cursory search indicates rabies.

Thanks fellas.. Its was just a cold when i went in, and got way worse day 2 waking up... Tyl,dayqyl advil etc.. I think Doc i go once again...

Thanks..

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LOL.. oops it is...do i call 911 or 9 eleven ifi drop...LOL

Terminal crabs.

Ebola - that would explain the blood.

It could also be cotton balls...the last stage of the dreaded beer nuts.....

(Thanks to G. Carlin)

Whenever I get flu there's nothing better than a ring-stinging hot vindaloo curry washed down with at least 8 pints of beer. You could well wake up the next day with a hangover, but the flu will be gone. Don't forget to put a couple of rolls of toilet paper in the freezer before hand in preperation. You will thank yourself for that little foresight, believe me.
I suspect that you have more than the flu though, but I'm obviously not a doctor so what do I know. I hope you get better soon.

Bird Flu.....Ebola.....??????