Cheap and Bad Beer

[Seahawk]

For the Navy guys (or anyone who has been to the PI), here it is:



Or Diego Garcia (form the Provisional Peoples Democratic Republic of Diego Garcia website):

Top 10 Reasons San Magoo is the preferred beer of all true citizens of the PPDRDG:
10. By mid-month, the other choices were Schlitz, Olympia, and Pabst Blue Ribbon
9. It was the only bottled beer on the island
8. Deposit on bottles made the 3 environmentalists on the island happy
7. High alcohol content - could be used start beach-party bonfires
6. It only cost $4 per case - cheaper than Coca Cola
5. When freeze dried and rolled in a cigarette paper, was only legal drug on the island
4. Stubby bottle design prevented serious injury when used "improperly"
3. Brought back happy memories of better days (and nights) in Olongopo
2. There's just something magical about watching women drink beer from a bottle
1. Is listed by FDA as "suitable substitute" for Viagra

[Rick Lee]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

Speaking of Van Halen and Schlitz Malt Liquor....

[frogger]

San Magoo.

Kirin

[Normy]

Originally Posted by Jim Cesiro

Steel Reserve 211 High Gravity (8.1) - while it is potent, it will make hair grow on your tongue. If its not just about freezing its just nasty tasting.

I was into it about 10 years ago, but its just so harsh. Not a very good tasting beer at all especially once it warms.

The trick with Steel 211 is to mix it 50/50 with Clamato juice. THEN it is just plain delicious!



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[Tim Hancock]

Originally Posted by IROC

Here's some more bad ones:

Weideman
Red, White and Blue
Schaefer
Schlitz
Falstaff

+1 on the Weideman and regular Schaefer, but my frat brothers and I drank huge quantities of Schaefer "light" back in the day and we actually LIKED it. For a couple of years, every Thursday night we had an event called "Bore Night" which involved timed events chugging 1, 2 and 3 man half gallon pitchers and 2 and 3 man gallon pitchers of luke warm Schaefer Light.

It is 8:00 am and I am at work, but I have a sudden urge for a six pack of Schaef Light God I miss those carefree days!

[austin552]

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[Mike Andrew]

Weidemans
Red wWite & Blue
Buckhorn
Oertel's 92
Chippewa Pride

[BRPORSCHE]

Not bad, just plain delicious!

Had this one with lunch...

[PorschePilot]

Why would you drink beer that tastes bad, no matter what the cost?

I drink "good" beer because I enjoy the taste and not just for the alcohol to catch a buzz.

[rammstein]

Originally Posted by PorschePilot

Why would you drink beer that tastes bad, no matter what the cost?

Sometimes we did it for the sheer stupidity of it, the silliness of it even existing. Kinda like "why climb a mountain". Because it is there.

[Rick Lee]

Well, you usually have to share beer and you can't ripcord bottles. So cheap beer is very good for concerts and roadtrips. When I'm at home or in restaurants I drink only imported bottles or draught.

[nut11]

Utica Club. Whaa...

87 blk coupe

[scottmandue]

Olde English 800

WORST BEER HANGOVER EVER!

Child molesters and rapist should be made to drink this stuff.

[sammyg2]

Why would you drink beer that tastes bad, no matter what the cost?

Exactly. That's why I poured the Spaten optimator down the kitchen sink drain.

I've come across more bad expensive beer than bad cheap beer.
Only difference is, most people who drink the bad expensive beer won't admit it's bad. Ruins the image. They just gag it down and try to look more sophisticated.
Kind of like the guy who shows up at a frat party with a sixpack of some expensive imported beer that no one has ever heard of.
He's making an impression all right, but not the one he's trying for. Prolly end up in a dumpster. (him and the beer).

[on2wheels52]

For cheap and bad Bohemian.
Cheap and tolerable Reinlander and Old Milwaukee. In college OM was 69 cents a six pack at HiVee, when on sale 59. I think I got some for 49 one weekend. Had a low budget spell of rolling cigarettes from a $1 cans of Top, got about a carton from a can. The cigarette bums wouldn't want them, would look for a Marlboro smoker.
Jim

[craigster59]

I've drank a lot of cheap beer in my day, mostly Lucky Lager just for the bottle cap puzzles. Lucky wasn't the only one to feature puzzles (rebus') in the caps. Here's a link if you weren't able to solve some of them..http://jokelibrary.net/yyDrawings/bottle_caps.html

[NKN84944]

Originally Posted by robs944

Ah Olympia....I remember sneaking that from my dad, I think Miller stopped making it a while back.

Also don't forget

I had Hamms for the first time about 2 weeks ago while drinking with a few buddies before going to a concert and couldn't even finish the can. It is by far the worst beer I have ever had.

[Rick Lee]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

I've come across more bad expensive beer than bad cheap beer.

True dat!

[Brian 162]

How about Billy Beer???

[cstreit]