An Amazing Elephant Story

[M.D. Holloway]

Sometimes these "heartwarming" stories are a bit too sappy for me but this
one is truly amazing...

In 1986, Mikele Mebembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young
bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed
distressed, so Mikele approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large
piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he
could, Mikele worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the
elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man,
and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense
moments. Mikele stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mikele
never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mikele was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
teenaged son. As they approached the elephant
enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mikele
and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mikele,
lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did
that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.


Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mikele couldn't help wondering if this
was the same elephant. Mikele summoned
up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the
enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mikele's legs
and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.



Probably wasn't the same elephant.

[Danny_Ocean]

A mouse is driving through the wild in his Porsche when he comes upon an elephant who had fallen in a pit. The mouse hooks a rope to the tow-hook of his Porsche, lowers the rope and tells the elephant to hold on. Revving the car and accelerating, the mouse pulls the elephant right out of the pit.

Several years later, as the elephant is walking along, he comes across the same mouse in the same Porsche, stuck in the same pit. "Hang on, buddy" yells the elephant as he lowers his enormous penis into the pit. The mouse revs the Porsche and drives straight up the elephants member, right out of the pit to safety.

So...what's the moral of this story? If you have a large penis, you don't need a Porsche.

[Jims5543]

That was just wrong.