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If there was a fight between Chuck Norris and Technoviking, who would win?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FwsntHcWiy4

no offense Beep Beep, although you look like big and all
Chuck Norris would still beat you like a gong and it would be just as rhythmical as your techno

Ninja Kittens.

http://rathergood.com/

Techno gives me an immediate and severe headache... it's like rap for people with an extra y chromosome, I guess...

OK. who sat through that crap?

I could watch the badgers easier!
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

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Originally Posted by beepbeep (Post 3534944)

If there was a fight between Chuck Norris and Technoviking, who would win?
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Bruce Lee

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.