here's your candidate
 

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/10/17/candidate-colbert/

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Stewart/Colbert '08

I still want Pat Paulson...

Probably a good choice...'specially since he died in 1997 in Tijuana:cool:

Swinger '68

He's got my vote. Press conferences would actually be entertaining.

I guess now I'll have to throw Ron Paul under the bus. Colbert in '08! :)

Cheney/Satan '08. We've already made the bumper stickers.

Cheney/Satan? Isn't that redundant, Denis? :)

actually, cheney is only possesed by Satan, so it is not really redundant

no, he cut stewart off the bumper sticker

reminds me of freak power in the Rocky's
Hunter S Thompson running for county sherrif, shaved his head just so he could call the sherrif " my long haired opponent"... and HST apparently came close to actually winning , which would have been interesting to say the least

fixed it for you

Gotta love our postmodern world. A liberal whose character is a conservative pundit runs for president under both Republican and Democrat tickets, and one night later says "Oh what the f@ck?!?" while trying to (unsuccessfully) shred a Bearstein Bears book in a blender, on national television.

I love Cobert and Stewart, but it's scary to think that he might actually get a lot of votes.

Touche'.

U got it backwards....Satan is possessed by Cheney....

isn't it like some form of unholy trinity
Satan-Cheney-OJ?

We all know that Satan is Saddam's b****...

The sad reality is that both of these guys have iqs that pretty much double any of the other candidates. They have more ideas in a day than most have in a lifetime and likely have some shred of decency and integrity. Why not vote for them?

How about because I probably oppose their opinions on every issue?

well, duh.

If only the other candidates were as clear on their opinions...oh wait, they need to check the latest poll to see what they really think.