I Turned Myself In
 

Yep I turned myself in to the Moderators of this Board for "problematic posting" Now I don't know if losing touch with reality counts or not? Like I told Moses recently "reality has never stopped me before." I just tend to make it up as I go along.

I thought you were one of OJ's triggermen?

??? I've noticed your post are less "antagonizing" of late.

Meds must be kicking in

...or wearing off...

Are you experiensing funky orientation/persuation difficulties lately ?

for a minute i thought you were taking home the spoons from the buffet :D

Tabs is like a once ferocious grizzly bear who would rather nap in the shade and have his belly scratched. He lets out an occasional growl just to remind himself of the old days. It's not a bad thing.

Just put Tabby near a set of stairs and it'll all come back to him.

I just reported this thread to a moderator.

That growl you hear is just the Griz snoring. That Griz doesn't need to be ferocious anymore, all the critters in the forest know enough to not to cross his path or wake him up from his revery.

One day a Hunter is in the woods following the track of a Griz.....when he is tapped on the shoulder and asked, "Whatcha doin?" Absently mindedly the Hunter still engrossed with following the Grizs trail say, "Shhh...I'm hunting a Griz." Oh says the voice behind him, "Your hunting me?" WHOOOPS

this would be funny if it wasn't so funny

i'm outraged

higgins, are you with me?

Grammer Too
 

I never was any good with math, so Nostatus maybe you can answer me a question. What is the shortest distance between point A and point B?

I am Don Juuuan the dancing bear.... I am sooo pleezed to meet you.

you need point C for statistical relevance

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