We need more monkeys!!!
 

Finally! A solution on how to get rid of all the politicians! Heck, the monkeys would be probably more interesting to watch anyway. And smarter.


http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/10/22/india.monkeyattack.ap/index.html

Isn't Washington already overrun by monkeys? :)

a local magazine in Belgium once took a bunch of monkeys, and pitched them against a bunch of established stock brokers, then had them pick stocks over a course of i think 3 months
with weekly adjustments possible
don't ask me how exactly they determined what the monkeys wanted, it was 4-5 years ago lost the magazine, but monkeys beat the brokers , and not even just a little bit, the monkeys had something like a 40% gain on their stocks, and the brokers came close to making a loss...

monkeys rule

I had originally suggested robot rule, perhaps a hybridization of these two could be the solution.