Funny, it's so true when people ask you "howz it going"? they don't really listen or care about the answer. To screw with people who say this I sometimes respond " it hurts when I pee" to see what they say or do.

Try it out, can be very funny :D

Hey man what's going on?.....

If someone asks me how my day is going, I'm usually honest..

"today f**king sucks, ok?!?"

I keep my exit simple by just saying, "take it easy". I mean this sincerely 'cause we all need to relax a bit more and "take it easy". Greeting? "Hey", or "Hi" or, "morning".

Troy

Customer service
 

Count yourself lucky you're not buying a suit...

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I will play along.

Since when is the appropriate answer to thank you, "uh huh."

My salutations:

EAT ME!

EAT ME!!!

Funny, hasn't got me a date yet. ;)

I could give a rip, who cares, lets just hope their friendly.

When I walk in my office, everyone scatters; doesn't bother me; don't waste my time (unless of course you're writing useless tid bits of crap on the PP BB)

My salutations depend on what time it is, how I feel and what mood I'm in.
I have a sick sense of humor and most people take me wrong or get confused when I speak to them; I don't care, I'm sick.

I hire people to work for me to be the ones that talk/meet/greet and sell. I tell those people to call me when the cheque is ready for me to pick up. I'm often accused of being short with people and I'm often guilty as charged.

I like to wear my housecoat all day and I dont care if people come over and I'm in my housecoat. In the summer I only wear my swimshorts and a tshirt; I go to the office in my boat, tie up to the gov't dock and walk in with wet shorts, do my business and leave. I love it.

My buddy used to have a pick up line (so he says, he's very old now) "Want to go for a pizza & a $cru?"....... "What, dont like pizza" and he laughs out load after saying it, everytime.

I haven't punched anyone for over 10 years now. I'm starting to make a list.

Now that this topic has come up, well......I just don't know what to say.

I used to phonily/cheerfully say "Have a nice day!", then scowl and angrily say "or else!".

When feeling pretentious I may say "ciao" or "mas tarde" or "sayonara".

Sometimes I'll open my mouth as if about to speak and hold that pose until the other person looks away in embarrasment.

Attempting to understand and execute simple courtesy toward another human being has left me bitter, disgruntled, confused and antisocial.

Have a wonderful weekend you poor dumb insufferable bastards :D.

FORK YOU POOPYHEAD!

What bothers me is "No Problem" like it could have been a problem?

Hey, that's a good one! I'll use that on occasion :D.

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and a music video too

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The answer to your concern is obvious. The next time someone tells you to "Have a nice day".
You snap back at them with
"DON'T tell me what kind of day to have!" and walk off.
Can you imagine if 50 poeple a day walked in singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant...

This is a typical case of American blind Justice and there was nothing he could do about it...