If I Had a Dime For Everytime (fill in the blank) I'd Be Rich
 

a salesman asked a dumbass question...

my wife yakked at me for no reason other than to yak...

I rubbed one out...

I read something on this site that made me wonder WTF?...

I thought about my Folks & Kids...

I got a phone call from someone wanting me to subscribe to some rag...

every time some told me I was a worthless fk....

Retired by 20 but still acquiring wealth.

every time you mentioned anal sex...:D

smacked the cratch?

If I had a dime for every dime I've spent ........

I told my wife and kids I love them.

Wow you weren't kidding.

I saw someone get promoted based on how strong an oral vacuum they could create.

I met a project manager who couldnt manage and couldnt define a "project".

I proved a so called IT expert wrong with a simple Google search.

I met a "customer service" person who defined neither.

I am a Navy Captain (which I love having earning and being), but with the last name of Morgan...the incessant rum jokes may cause a Texas Bell Tower moment.;)

I fell in love...uhhh lust

I think about cratch slappin'.

Mike's thinking of how to get his wife to go for anal sex. Maybe a diamond necklace???

Women prefer pearl necklaces.

I almost got run over in a parking lot by a female yakking on her cell phone will driving (usually an SUV).

Someone posted the "Frozen Targa"

If I had a dime for every time some ********* didn't use his/her automobile blinkers...

I hit the Pelican Icon in my bookmark toolbar....

J

someone started a conversation with "Ya know, blah blah blah"

I've started interrupting them with "Yeah I do know, don't remind me."

...for every drunk I've heard yell "Freebird", "Brown Eyed Girl", "Mustang Sally" or "Margaritaville":D

...and for all those times I've played them;)

........for every second I've spent on the computer.........

...for every drop of oil on my garage floor under the 911...

...thanks Doc, I really appreciate it. Being a lonely mom and all..

my co-worker says "anyhow"

Drives me nuts!

For every time I've logged on here.

my fees were reduced by a dollar

I've been shot down by a girl.

Been wrong when I swore I was right.

Surfed PPOT when I should have been doing homework (right now, for example).

I've lost a game of pool to Mike.

Where's Mike live? Would he like to race to 9 for cheap against a yet to be named opponent?
;)

Someone asked me: "Are you from Australia?"

"No, sorry old chap but I'm British"

I hear you!

"You sound like the Geico Gecko!" is the other one.

If I had a dime for every time I heard the song "I'm In Over My Head" on the radio while I was rebuilding my engine...

If I had a dime for every time I've been amazed at how horrible my prof's c++ code is....

For every reply to the "Is There A God?" thread.