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Two Months. Boo F'n hoo. I have been in Iraq for 3 months and have not even seen a good looking woman. I can smell a woman from about a mile away now though.
Old 10-31-2007, 02:35 PM
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As you sit there typing on your computer to a bunch of guys your chances are slipping away for today.

Jeez, it's Halloween, there should be plenty of parties to go to.

Man Up and get out there and get your share, cause if you don't, somebody else will be.
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"Hoggin'" Jeezus. That's as funny as "cratch".

I love this place for the new and entertaining vocabulary it brings me.
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Couldn't have stated it better. LOL Steve.
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The real question is, where is Swang? Has he slapped his last cratch?
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Yeah, dude. HALLOWEEN: One of the only 'holidays' of the year that otherwise restrained chicks can dress like ABSOLUTE ******* SLUTS and get away with it. Go to a party.

And, as many of your older friends here on the computer have said:

You have to act like you could care less if you got laid. And telling her "I could care less if I got laid" ain't gonna work.

Unfortunately, you might have to listen to what she says, and find something about her that you like, besides her *******.

And, if you can convince her that you don't really need it, she'll be so awash in self-doubt and sexual insecurity that she'll be hopping all over you by the end of the night. (or maybe in a few days, anyway.)
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Am I the only schmuck in a dry spell here? I must be doing something (everything?) wrong here, because there's a good number more girls than guys on this campus. YES, YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY. I'm on a college campus, and can't get lai, err, slap some cratch.
Yeah, given your environ, you are obviously doing something wrong. Actually, probably multiple things wrong.

But to jump start you and get you going again, I have only two time tested, proven words:

Beer Goggles.
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Cratch Slap fever....Cratch Slap Fever....Well I don't know where it comes from.....
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maybe FakeLife.com can help...
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I knew this thread would make me laugh, and as usual, you gents do not dissapoint. "Hogging" -
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAH AHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAA******HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to clean coffee, that went through my nose, off my keyboard!

Son, it's times at bat and attitude at your stage. Do not give a *****. Ask the hottest chick in the bar/party to leave whatever lame place you're at and help you kill off a 6-pack at your place. If she says no, ask the next hottest chick-hopefully her friend sitting right next to her. This serves many purposes; A-maybe it will actually work and you'll get laid. B-spanks the 1st girl hard by sending the "I don't care message" Your stock goes up immediately. C-you'll feel good about yourself because you have a huge set now. Work your way down the ladder. Personally, I would stop short of hogging. I guarantee you -this works. Helps if you actually have a P-car to get her back to the pad.

There are a LOT of Joe Dirts out there getting "cratch" (hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahah ahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahacrat chahhahahhahahahahahhahahahah) just because of attitude.

PS-I'm not sure where the "pathetic" thing flies. Women can smell fear and weakness before you even walk in the bar. They do not like it.
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I wanna go.... I wanna go.... I WANNA GO! CRATCH SLAPPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Get your rear overseas. I am rapidly finding out that I did not bring enough "protection" with me on this trip!

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[QUOTE=Joeaksa;3562861]Get your rear overseas. I am rapidly finding out that I did not bring enough "protection" with me on this trip!
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I've just been contemplating this Joe. Where would you recommend? I'm thinking warm, cheap, booze, b*tches and beaches. Maybe a month around Feb to escape the frozen wasteland I live in.

Uhhh-sorry for the hijack. Internet porn is your friend.
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Perhaps you could consider this:

"Condom manufacturer seeks Canadian volunteers to test products"

THE CANADIAN PRESS

TORONTO - A condom company is looking for 1,000 volunteers to test its products and report back on their findings.

It opened the job competition Monday and will continue accepting applicants until Nov. 4. "Applicants will be asked a series of questions to make sure they are a good fit for this dream job," the company said in a statement.

"Questions include how often do you use condoms? And why do you want to be a Durex condom tester?"

In an interview, Steve Mare, brand manager for Durex Consumer Products, conceded that it's more of a contest or survey that will help the company gauge consumer satisfaction and preferences than an actual job offering.

"There's certainly an element of fun involved with the program and we don't want to deny that, " he said from Norcross, Ga.

The testers will be sent a variety of products in the mail. They will have to log onto a website and provide feedback to the company, including what they liked and didn't like.

To get the job, the company is looking, in particular, for creative responses to the question about why they want to be a condom tester, Mare said.

"That'll be the primary way that we differentiate applicants from each other."
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Title basically says it all. I've not been near cratch in...about a month. No, scratch that, maybe 2 months. Definitely closer to two months.
When all else fails, lower your standards.
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YES, YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY. I'm on a college campus, and can't get lai, err, slap some cratch.

Yes, it really is the end of the world
Meh. Whine, whine, whine. I'm married. Tonight is my fourth wedding anniversary.

Guess what I got? BAH!

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Try www.asiafriendfinder.com . Worked wonders for me in my wild days.
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Worse! Mathematics, with a minor in Computer Science. I suppose I should be happy just knowing girls exist.

~Dan, why do you care? Simple --it's fun to laugh at others, and kick them when they're down:-D Or something. I thought maybe some of you guys would get a laugh out of it. Hell, I've gotten a laugh out of it (the situation I posted about). And, at least it's a change from the Political hate fests.

Mr. Wizard, mad respect to you. Which branch are you in? Almost all my friends are serving in some capacity, so I definitely appreciate that job you do. And, on a positive note, I hear women LOVE men in uniforms. I'm sure you do OK for yourself:-D

Halloween is likely my best chance, what with the whole idea of "it's Halloween so no one will hold it against us or judge us" but I have exams this week, and tons of homework. Lame. I know

SLO, that's quite possibly the best idea I've ever heard. I'm gonna try that one out for sure this weekend.

Joe, I'm thinking about heading to Honduras to see some friends for Spring Break. I figure if I can't get slap cratch there, as a "rich" tourist, there's just no hope for me! By the way, where are you at on this trip? I've played a lot of Flight Sim, can I come fly the plane with you??

What I'm thinking is, at some point the law of large numbers has to kick in, eventually. So, if I talk to enough girls, one of them eventually has to seal the deal. So far, my conversion ratio is about 1:1200 (or so it seems).

The one thing I'm good at is not letting them know that I really want it. Although, my buddies are more "physically (sexually) aggressive" so wtf...

Thanks for laughing, thanks for the tips.



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Worse! Mathematics, with a minor in Computer Science. I suppose I should be happy just knowing girls exist.


Mr. Wizard, mad respect to you. Which branch are you in? Almost all my friends are serving in some capacity, so I definitely appreciate that job you do. And, on a positive note, I hear women LOVE men in uniforms. I'm sure you do OK for yourself:-D
Was in the Marine Corps for 8 years. I am now a DOD Civilian. Still deploy with them every where they go. This is my 3 time over here in the past 5 years. Oh i do just fine for myself. Got myself a good woman at home who sends me naughty pics (no im not posting anything here) and dirty letters all the time.
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