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Sell the Porsche and head to Thailand.You will never be the same again!
I,m 70 years old and leaving on my 12th visit next Wednesday.

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Old 10-31-2007, 08:02 PM
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Try www.asiafriendfinder.com . Worked wonders for me in my wild days.
Don't you still have an asian friend?
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Old 10-31-2007, 08:13 PM
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Plenty of them. There was a time when I was looking for more to fill up my pipeline. I shut it all down when I got serious with the one who became my wife. Online dating can be great. A few Craigslist successes too.
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Old 10-31-2007, 08:20 PM
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Rick, where's the capitalist in you? I didn't see a ref. code in that link:-P

Anyway, are you serious? Those sites actually worked? I'll probably really catch it for this, but I must say...I've definitely given it some serious though...
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Well guys, I got to take off, a friend just called and wants me to stop by & check out her costume This is one of her others
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Am I supposed to be showing some sympathy here?

Your young, and you want to have sex.

Your on a college campus full of girls that, despite what you think, also want to have sex.

Your job is to simply STFU, tell them they look pretty, and don't give them a reason to NOT hop in bed with you.

Ah...to be 18 and living in the dorm at Michigan State again.......
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Boy oh Boy, you're going about this ALL wrong!

A single guy like you should have a 'trap line' of girls! If you get desperate, its never gonna work. Don't ever lower your standards, too many fine women out there for that. Build up that little black book man, get some girls on the line; then when you need a ride, its like calling a taxi.

Just be discreet and keep your mouth shut (until your a grandpa like me), give the gal what she wants, you get what you want; and we all want the same thing.
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BTW, I had alot of buddies that lowered their standards and when they called a taxi, they'd always get the beat up, worn out ones. Mine were ALWAYS shiny like new! hee hee, but very, very true. DON'T lower your standards, keep 'em high; right Richard?
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Yeah, dude. HALLOWEEN: One of the only 'holidays' of the year that otherwise restrained chicks can dress like ABSOLUTE ******* SLUTS and get away with it. Go to a party.

And, as many of your older friends here on the computer have said:

You have to act like you could care less if you got laid. And telling her "I could care less if I got laid" ain't gonna work.

Unfortunately, you might have to listen to what she says, and find something about her that you like, besides her *******.

And, if you can convince her that you don't really need it, she'll be so awash in self-doubt and sexual insecurity that she'll be hopping all over you by the end of the night. (or maybe in a few days, anyway.)
Jerame, YOU are not allowed to comment on this! Guys in the band get all the babes, it's just too damn easy!!
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Sell the Porsche and head to Thailand.You will never be the same again!
I,m 70 years old and leaving on my 12th visit next Wednesday.
Bob, honestly, that all looks very sad. Have a great trip. But don't think even for a moment that you mean anything to these tarts apart from your few wretched Kiwi dollars. These girls hate old F-cks like you. I hate to be the one that tells you this. Tongueing in Thailand? Give me a frigging break!
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[QUOTE=Dottore;3563240]Bob, honestly, that all looks very sad. Have a great trip. But don't think even for a moment that you mean anything to these tarts apart from your few wretched Kiwi dollars. These girls hate old F-cks like you. I hate to be the one that tells you this.

****,I'm sorry--I didnt know! I'll cancel my trip and commit suicide----------
there, Happy now? You righteous pricks reckon that 3 score years and ten
is enough anyway! Euthanasia rules!
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LOL 2 months. I havent gotten laid in a year and 10 months.
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...One thing to remember girls wana get laid to... and for the most part their love lives are = to yours when you get right down to it....
That's total nonsense. I've never encounterd a girl that wanted to get laid who couldn't find some guy drunk enough. You've all been there as last call approaches
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Absolutely, all girls want to get laid. It's just that they have a bit more shame or guilt about it and so have to be a little more discreet. Don't think for a minute ANY of them are really off limits. A few years ago, I started chatting up a very hot 47ish Filipina in the travel agency in my bldg. I got a little discouraged when she mentioned going to prayer meetings and Bible study, blah, blah. Boy was I wrong. I think her religious zeal was just some kind of way to erase her guilt for how sexually aggressive and wild she really was. She actually skipped a prayer meeting to have sex in my office one night. Sure was nice hitting that on a Sat. night, since I knew she'd leave early Sunday for church and I could sleep in or do my own thing.
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Bob, honestly, that all looks very sad. Have a great trip. But don't think even for a moment that you mean anything to these tarts apart from your few wretched Kiwi dollars. These girls hate old F-cks like you. I hate to be the one that tells you this.

****,I'm sorry--I didnt know! I'll cancel my trip and commit suicide----------
there, Happy now? You righteous pricks reckon that 3 score years and ten
is enough anyway! Euthanasia rules!

Bob, please don't in the same group as the hypocrite from la-la land. That dick head is always causing trouble here. Please repost the pix, they don't look unhappy, maybe worried that their soul was going to be taken into the magic box.
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Byron, do you think we could get Dottore, Kach, Moronramp & Normy into that magic box? The term box might scare Normy though.
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Byron..in some ways, we all hate you...but that is because we want to live vicariously thru you...slut.
Gonna go hang myself now...
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BTW, I had alot of buddies that lowered their standards and when they called a taxi, they'd always get the beat up, worn out ones. Mine were ALWAYS shiny like new! hee hee, but very, very true. DON'T lower your standards, keep 'em high; right Richard?
Two BIG thumbs up from this Richard!
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