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Too bad. What a depressing position.

I canīt believe I am posting this and I know it does not help, but personally..

..three minutes ago.
"I canīt believe I am posting this"

Neither can I, logistically at least.
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Old 11-01-2007, 11:49 AM
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Old 11-01-2007, 11:54 AM
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Right after I gave the Ex the boot. Haven't talked to her since the thread I posted about it, and you Pelicans were a driving force behind my resolve. That's why I feel confident PPOT will help me through this tough position as well:-D

The wife and I:


That's either a look of pure love, or slight intoxication on my face. Maybe a mixture...(No we aren't really married, it's a long standing inside joke.)

Bob, I wouldn't let any negative comments get to you...I'm sure both you and those Thai chicks understand completely both sides of the transaction. Not a damn bit of problem, or shame, in that. Probably less expensive, and better for your health, than getting married. Props to you.

I don't think I could lower my standards, not to mean that they couldn't get lower, but to mean that I don't think I could put up with it:-P Taking some liberty with statistics, I shouldn't have to lower my standards, as girls outnumber guys here, and so I have a comparatively wide selection, whilst they have a comparatively narrow one.

If things go as planned, I have dinner with one girl (whom I'm pretty interested in) and a party with another, who I just think is hot

In the mean time, Lubby, what can you sell me!

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Slow, when did you get married?
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Old 11-01-2007, 12:16 PM
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I hear after 32 days you go ghey.
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I hear after 32 days you go ghey.
I can tell you thats not true.
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Well then, how many days did it take?
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You got that 'innocent' look that the chicks really dig; now just develop the "thirst of the Beast" and go git some! Good luck this weekend; we're rooting for ya! May you fulfill all our unrealized dreams!

PS: some funny ***** here; LOL
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I had a dry spell of about 4 years at one point. I'm also an engineer major (apparently i fit the stereotype ). The girl i broke the streak with was a major porker. Then i met my wife, she was extremely hot and wanted to have sex with me, i knew she was the one.......
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Well then, how many days did it take?
Ohhhhh SNAP!!!
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Old 11-01-2007, 07:15 PM
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Old 09-13-2017, 06:08 AM
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I never heard of it referred to as cratch slappin...now get off my lawn !


Are you still having this problem 10 years later ?
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The ten year later bump on an old thread.

I hope he finally got laid.

Going dry for a year or so can be good for you, everything is new and fresh when you start up again, and it is no longer about sex or just getting laid.

The foundations of love are embedded in desperation.

Before I met my wife I got in great shape by going to the gym everyday. You just have to set the right trap, use the right bait.

Now that I'm getting back in shape nearly 30 years later (going to be 60 in about three years), walking down on campus and getting big smiles form hot college girls is as good as getting laid ego wise.

Everybody likes someone that taking care of themselves, it's not actually sexual, it's a message of control and determination.

At least at my age it is.
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There's a point later in your life........you'll have the realization that the drama that goes hand-in-hand with the cooch..... exceeds the experience...........
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It's my fault...Been telling my daughters and their friends, that a dude doesn't really love you unless he can wait two, tiny, short, years for any type of sex. It's a sure fire way to tell, and he doesn't love you if he can't wait.-WW
Old 09-13-2017, 09:44 AM
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