Well one good thing was that you weren't trying to replace the leftovers with the cell phone......

Now that you have our attention, you've got to get a story or two posted from your wife!

I have had that happen a few times while in the shower, only once where one was kinda cute (not hot):D

I do:D

At check out this morning she was at the front desk. I guess she was the housekeeping manager. She wouldn't make eye contact. I even said Hi to her. Funny thing was I was not embaressed at all. Maybe if it happened 10 or 20 years ago.

This thread... The personal information generously handed out on this forum sometimes... It is more comprehensive than I could ever hope to get out of a patient with a suspected bowel disease.. This really is a family forum! :D


As always, Mike, you have a way with words and stories. Blunt, to the point, no disguise but still very amicable and above all hilariours in a very natural, effortless manner. Great story on an every day topic with a twist !

Had that happen years ago, now use the chain on the door everytime I get in a hotel room.

For some reason my body knows when its home or in a hotel room for a while. Especially after being gone from home for a while... can barely make it to the potty before its time to get rid of something.

TMI, no need to share.

Next time this happens, look down in the bowl and say:

"Corn!? When did I have corn?"

Or ask them if they have a coat hanger handy ;)

Your username makes if even funnier!!!! :rofl:

hahahahahahah

You should have looked up and said: "Hey, come here...does this look infected?"

You could've at least asked her to photograph it for http://ratemypoo.com