I swore to never post on or start a Paris Hilton thread, but DRUNK ELEPHANTS??????
 

Civilization as we know it has ended. From AP wire:

ALCOHOL, ELEPHANTS DON'T MIX

Paris Hilton is being praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in India. Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage. "The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making the alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted World Entertainment News Network's web site.

Guess its part of her community service....sheeeeesh

Bet the elephants don't fornicate wildly and then post videos of it on the internet when they drink either.

any possibility of a pic of her being trampled by an elephant?

The drunk elephants remind Paris of Paris. Enough said.

(Anyone who posts after me is keeping a dead thread going. ;))

You're just not looking hard enough

God, I'm glad that Paris brought this to our attention. I was wondering last weekend when I saw a drunk PINK elephant in my yard. I thought it was me who was drunk, but now I'm glad to know it was the other way around. Thanks Paris, keep up the campaign, and guys, we now have an excuse for our late nights; drunk elephants.

The elephants don't wear panties either, or so I'm told. How irresponsible they are.

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and I mean the elephants

Do drunk Elephants see pink Humans? I think I need a gov't funded study of this. Someone give me a grant!

Cute. Next thing she is cuddling koala bears deep inside China. Lecturing us on animal rights and ethics. Must be a part of her redemption song.

Quote of the day:
"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making the alcohol available to them"

Won't someone think of the elephants?!

All your drunk elephant are belong to us.

A tiger?
In Africa?

You asked for it...drunk elephants patying and fornicating. Wouldn't Paris be pi$$ed if a drunk elephant wanted to do some blow off her azz?

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how about a sex video of her getting down with a drunken pachyderm?

In parts of Africa drunken elephants are, in fact, a real problem. They eat some native citris fruit (I forget what it's called) that appears to be particularly apt to ferment in their stomachs. They turn into living, breathing, walking stills when it combines with all the roughage in there. I hear they are actually pretty harmless when drunk, but when the hangover sets in, look out.

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this might make us feel a bit better...

Not trampled but she is underneath the elephant.

I wonder if the elephants snout fits in her...oh, nevermind...I don't wanna know.

A pineapple will...

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