huckabee is norris-approved

[nostatic]

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/channel-08/2007/11/huckabees_first_ad.html?hpid=sec-politics

[Hugh R]

Well there you go, nuff said.

[The Gaijin]

The 60-second "Chuck Norris Approved" commercial show Huckabee and Norris going back and forth on various "facts" about the two men.

"Mike Huckabee is a life-long hunter, who will protect our Second Amendment rights," Norris says.

"There's no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist," Huckabee says.

"Mike Huckabee wants to put the IRS out of business," Norris says.

"When Chuck Norris isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down," Huckabee says. "Chuck Norris doesn't endorse, he tells America how it's gonna be," he adds.

Classic Americana.

Even if Hilary wins, the French and other Euros will never accept us...

This stuff goes far deeper than Bush's cowboy hat and bad grammar.

[Seric]

rofl

Love Chuck!

[Shaun @ Tru6]

What a great commercial. I like Mike, just wish he believed in evolution. best thing about him is he takes a preventative approach to problem solving. that's a major policy ideology our country needs.

[VaSteve]

I think it would have been clever if huckabee really came up with that as opposed to one of his staffers likely pitching the idea. Now it just looks like a dumb attempt to get college student's attention and dodge real issues. Said me, a grumpy old man.

[Racerbvd]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

-When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

-Chuck Norris affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick.

-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

-The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .

-If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.

-Chuck Norris once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors.

-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

[Tobra]

Saw that endorsement a week or two ago, did not hear about the ads until now. Guess it is all over, may as well not have the election.

[tc-sacto]

Well I think it's damn'd funny. Glad he doesn't take himself too seriously.

[Burnin' oil]

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet; water gets Chuck Norris