This guy's got it figured out in New Orleans

[lendaddy]

Seems logical to me

[Mule]

I think I remember him as Leroy Jefferson from Pidgeontown.

Personally I thought Mama Lookaboobooday said it better in Howard Stern's movie, "kill, kill, kill, the white man.

Kallid Muhammed said it best, "If we want to be merciful at all, when we gain enough power from God almighty to take our freedom and independence from him, we give him 24 hours to get out of town by sundown. That's all. If he won't get out of town by sundown, we kill everything white that ain't right that's in sight in South Africa. We kill the women, we kill the children, we kill the babies, we kill the blind, we kill the cripple, we kill [inaudible] 'em all ... You say why kill the babies in South Africa? Because they gonna grow up one day to oppress our babies so we kill the babies. Why kill the women, they, they -- because they lay on their back -- they are the military or the army's manufacturing center - they lay on their back and [inaudible] -- reinforcements roll out from between their legs. So we kill the women too. You gonna kill the elders too. Kill old ones too -- goddamn, if they're in a wheelchair, push 'em off a cliff in Capetown. Push 'em off a cliff in Capetown, or Johannesburg, or [inaudible] or Port [inaudible] or [Durban], how in the hell do you think they got old? They got old oppressing black people. I say kill the blind, kill the cripple, kill the [inaudible]. Goddamn it, and when you get through killing them all, go to the goddamn graveyard and dig up the grave and kill 'em a goddamn gin cause they didn't die hard enough. They didn't die hard enough. They didn't die hard enough. And if you kill them all and you don't have the strength to dig 'em up, then take your gun and shoot in the goddamn grave, kill 'em again, kill 'em again, cause they didn't die hard enough."

[Gogar]

White people can be so racist sometimes.

[Mule]

That guy was invited to come speak in Chattanooga by the local black muslim franchise. Without going into a lot of detail, he decided against it.

[varmint]

i don't use the "N" word. i don't discriminate against anyone in particular. i've been dating one black woman after another.

but, apparently, i'm a racist every moment i just don't go out back and shoot myself.




p.s.want to have fun? ask a muslim how many slaves the prophet mohammed owned.

[Mule]

Better yet. This exchange took place between me and a muslim community leader, live on the air.
I said, "Is it true that the prophet mohammed, married Aiesha, the beloved wife, when she was 6 & he was 52, but because he was such a stand up guy, he didn't throw the bone to her 'till she was 9?

The guy's face wrinkles all up & he says, "yes, but people matured a lot faster back then."

I say, "really, twice as fast?"

He says "yes, twice as fast."

I said, "I'm looking for a date. You got any 12 yr old girls at home?"

He didn't look too happy.

[zuffen]

glumbert - Kill the White People! A classsic SNL skit with Eddie Murphy pretending to be Bob Marley

http://www.glumbert.com/media/killwhitepeople

I live in a shanty in the shantytown.
We have no money so we had to sleep on the ground.
I played the music. My father he dig a ditch.
My mother she do laundry life sure was a *****.

But 'till we killed the white people. Ooh we gun make them hurt.
Kill the white people yea. But buy my record first.
Ooh yea. Why don’t you buy my record?

We sing of freedom and ooh equality.
But we really don’t care we just want money money money.
We want to drive in a big black limosine.
Get so high off ganja we cant even see.
and then we kill the white people. Ooh we gunna make them hurt.
Kill the white people. Yea. Ooh but buy my record first ooh.

When u go in the record store. We gunna wait outside.
We gunna hit them in the head with a bat and make them cry.
but 'till we kill the white people.
Yea but buy my record first.