No honey! I don't
 

want to check on the cat locked in the bathroom with a severe case of the squirts.

I've cleaned crap 5 times today and my shirt smells like cat a55 from giving the beast a bath after she crapped all over herself.

I love her but she's lucky I did not have a craving for Stir Fry tonight.

cat **** happens :D

I ran over fresh cat ***** once when mowing the lawn as a kid. Splattered my shins and it was the absolute most rank thing I have ever smelled, not to mention the color. I hate cats........ :)

could be worse, it could be you with the squirts.

what is wrong with the car?

Possibly intestinal parasites - you should bring her in to get checked by a vet.

Did the cat's food brand change recently? Usually that is the cause of cat runs. Also, you should be feeding your cat mostly wet food and do not do the all-dry food diet....that has recently been linked to feline diabetes. The Catkins diet (high protein low carbs) is all the rage and for good reason... it helps keep the cat eating in its natural state... dry food is LOADED with Carbs and causes the cat's insulin production to go haywire causing eventual diabetes and overweight conditions.

I know this from first hand experience with my cat.
Good luck to you and yours. Dont blame the cat for having the runs, it is most likely caused by the food.

i tried wet food once, he was poopin' pure liquid for 2 days straight
the vet told me that dry food was the way to go
dry food only for mine, and now drops solid nuggets every time
he get's snacks of what i eat, but in small amounts

mr. svanndamme be careful with that...you dont mention your cats age...but i used to give my cat a lot of dry and she gained a ton of weight and got diabetes...let me tell you insulin and syringes is not cheap, ive had her on it for 3 years and its more than $150 a month...yeah its kept her alive which im grateful for but had i known 10 years ago that the Catkins diet was the way to go, we could have avoided this... the key is to give them enough dry food to get their system regulated but not too much also switching food brands abruptly is almost always a cause for the runs... a cats natural hereditary diet is low carbs and high protein and dry food has tons or carbs...
link http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/16452.php

cat has been having issues for a while

She has a tjickend bladder due numerous UTIs

We have tried everything including a holistic vet and diapers

We now keep her confined at night with two litter boxes she will not crap in the same one she pisses in

it seems to help

Don't know what she got into yesterday but man what a mess

Think the kids gave her milk in the morning