The Help Tabs Save Retarded Liberals Foundation
 

I am thinking about setting up a foundation. It will be dedicated to helping Tabs save Liberals from themselves along with other miscreants, odd balls and retards.

I am wondering if there any of U out there that would be willing to make monetary contributions to help Tabs do Tabs's work. U can be guarnteed that Tabs will misuse the monies sent. U all might think that I would spend the money on Hookers, Booze and Gambling but I am sorry to say that it would all be spent on more spoons. Or perhaps an occasional buffet.

So dig deep and prove that your not a retarded Liberal and donate generously so that Tabs can do the Lords work. Let us pray Ohhh Lord won't you send Tabs some money so that he can buy a Merceded Benz. He will await your checks everyday til 2. After all all his friends drive Porsches so won't you make amends. Oh Lord give Tabs the strength by sending money so that he can save the retarded Liberals. Amen...now get those checks in the mail!

you in trouble Tabs?
bad gambling debts with some Vegas goombah?

no need for any fancy stories about no friggin funds
this is the PPOT, just tell it like it is

when do they start breaking arms and fingers?

Must have been a bad night at the Texas hold-em tables

tabs, I believe it is time for you to come out of the closet and admit you are a liberal at heart.

Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving this matter.

The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equalling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accomodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 888-990-8844. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly, etc.

The retarded ones voted for Bush - TWICE!

You know who you are.

And the really, really, really stoopid ones want to vote for a Clinton.... THREE TIMES!

Look in the mirror, YOU know who you are!

Tabs doesn't come out of any closets, Mother does not allow him

Why would we want to save them? Like they say in the Chinese resteraunt, you awduh, you eat!

Retarded Liberals
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Stop being Redundant!

Tabs, as young speechwriter Pat Buchanan pointed out to Richard Nixon, his (Nixon's) favorite phrase "liberal @sshole" was redundant.

Where do we send the checks?

tabs, a great idea! i volunteer to be the central clearing house for the funds;)

Do they cash checks at the "Sizzler"?

Perhaps the foundation should include ALL extremists. That might be fun, the meetings would be something like a cage match!!

Why would we WANT to save the retarded liberals?

Except for maybe a few specimens to be kept for curiosity value and occasional scientific research in zoos?

No, the smart ones realized there was no alternative.

This implies that if the retarded liberals were gone, there would be some "other" ones left. Please clarify.

He is starting with retarded liberals because there are fewer of them than retarded conservatives. :) :D

Why save them, just take away their public funding & aids funding & let them die off:p

If conservatives are the retards, why is it that they are the ones who get taxed the hardest, could be because they are business owners while liberals live off of our tax dollars and off the gubmit tit:p:p
There is a reason liberals are OK with killing unborn babies but have a fit any time a criminal is killed while committing a crime.

tabs is very quiet, i guess the goombahs got to him and broke his fingers or somtin...

I am amazed at the vitriol and the generalities.

I wish someone would identify the characteristics of these extreme individuals in quantifiable terms rather than in emotional generalities.

But, it does go to show that labelling, albeit mindless, is an effective propaganda tool.

Racer....can you PROVE that so-called conservatives get taxed more? And if so, why, during the years that they were in power, were not the tax laws rewritten to eliminate this inequity?

We have defended this kind of labelling because, after all, the OTBB is a way to vent frustration. I certainly hope that some posters here would be more rational in their thinking in person.

Liberals.....Conservatives.....You NEED each other. the Yin and Yang; the positive and the negative; the light and the dark.....I would not like to see this great country with one or the other group having unlimited power.

We must commit ourselves to the great crusade of SAVING the Liberals from themselves to show them the path of righteousness through revealing the error of their ways..OHHH Lord I beseech you to give me the strength through dollars to continue on with your great work. Ohh Lord we must preserver to save these Liberal souls...ohhh Lord let loose a mighty avalanch of dollars so that we might continue Tabs's great work...Amen!

ALMS to save a Retarded Liberal. ALMs to save a retarded Liberal...Help save a retarded Liberal...

If monetary donations are involved, tabs will declare himself the most needy lib 'tard and cash in big. :)

Alms could be considered a tax, tabs...Is that what you want, to raise taxes on the conservatives to pay for this healing program? Sounds like another entitlement to me!!

I think you fundamentally misunderstand the difference between giving of ones own free will and taking with no choice in the matter.

Both reduce my cash on hand. No difference in spending capability!!

Yes, but one you can say "no" to.

Who can say no to tabs?

The Chinese Buffet:

"You been here four hour..."

OHHH LORD THANK YOU for the spirit....the insiration....

PM for the address of where to send your checks.

ROFLMAO

We will leave NO Retarded Liberal behind!~