Just an average day for harddrive.
 

Which one of those 6 honeys gave you the crabs?

Y U sleep in till 7:00???????

Is that a Speakman Anystream 2000?

edit: On second look, it's obviously a "shower massage."

1) I feel sorry for anyone that still drives a LeBaron.

2) I think bestiality is disgusting.

So you wake up in the morning, take a shower, eat some breakfast, brush your teeth the jump in your car. You go to the city, decide to take a cab, get to the airport and take off. While on the plane you ask the stewardess to get you a drink, three times, then you take her to the bathroom to slap the cratch and join the mile high club. After your done you have her get you another drink, she gives you her number, and then the plane lands. You take a cab to your hotel, call for some "company", and have another drink. Two friends show up, you offer them drinks, take them to bed to slap the cratches, and then have a smoke and drink before crashing for the night. Next morning you wake up, take a shower, and discover you have crabs. So did i get it?

you brush your teeth?

cool

Best have your cholesterol checked. And for god sakes, upgrade from that art nouveau bed!

What, no steak? How do you live, man?

He had seafood (the crabs) :)