Pig Roasting for Dummies
 

From New4Jax.com:

Pig + Space Heater = House Fire

POSTED: 3:28 pm EST January 3, 2008

ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. -- A man's effort to keep his pig warm during Wednesday night's freeze ended up starting a fire that caused about $50,000 in damages to his St. Johns County home.

Firefighters were called about 10:20 p.m. when a home on Frances Avenue caught on fire. They later learned the homeowner brought his pig onto the porch and put out a space heater to keep it warm.

The pig apparently knocked over the heater, which started the fire, according to St. Johns County Fire-Rescue investigators.

While everyone who lives in the home got out safely, the pig died in the fire.

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Which leads me to the question of why they're called "hot dogs" when, in fact, hot dogs are pork.

A few years ago in the projects in Kankakee, a family decided to have a pig roast.

They filled their bath tub with charcoal, lit it, and put the pig in.

Did I mention they were on the 10th floor of a 15 story building?

They were on the 10th floor...the building isn't there anymore...