A Tikrit Caucuses
 

Watching the Iowa caucuses gives cause for pause.

Wouldn't it be great to watch a similar "caucus" from Baghdad or Fallujah or almost any city in Pakistan?

They could invite the Shia, Sunni, the tribal leaders, Nasserites, the Islamic Revolutionary Party, a bunch of Kurds, a few Turkomen and Assyrians, the Sistani-Badr Organization, the Iraqi Communist Party, the Iraqi Islamic Party, Iraqi National Accord, a few Ayatollahs, and maybe even a couple of reps from the Jewish Defense League just for flavor...

and then watch them "caucus" just like in Iowa!

The winners would be those who can walk out.