Is Maximus going to wreck another one of daddy's cars while he's busy slapping his crotch?

I smoked pot for a month oneday.

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

The scratch shouldn't affect it ect it ect it ect ir ect it ect it ect it ect it.

What's your type?

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Bristol Stool Form Scale Guideline (University of Bristol, UK)

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A woman I am dating has this poster in her bathroom. She also has a Penis Sizing Guide next to the bottle opener. I'm not kidding.

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Why did I ever give up my Mac? :eek:

goes with "I've got High Friends in Places"

I thought you meant

'HijackThis' thread

nice program

Next to the bottle opener?
That's curious and bizarre.

She works in a Urology clinic. The Penis Sizing Guide is a thing like a drill guide, that shows diameter. They use this for determining the proper size of certain devices used such as "condom catheters" which are catheters held in place by a latex part that goes around the........well, nevermind. She and the other ladies in the clinic think the Sizing Guide is hilarious.

"I'm high honey, I'm home"

Welcome to FROGLAND! :)
http://www.allaboutfrogs.org/

so I bought this really nice 911 and now my wife is really pissed off...

Where's Aubie?

I'm real busy right now

If all the worlds a stage,
and all the inhabitants actors...

Does that mean that all the aborted
and still-born babies are just actors
who screwed up their auditions?

via gravity bong?

A bottle opener in the bathroom?

I had to see an eye dr. years ago who's office neighbor was a gynecologist who, on the ceiling, over his stirruped exam table, had mounted a poster of Tom Selleck. Funny, huh?

A bottle opener in the bathroom?

I don't want to hijack this thread but...

The company I work for does random drug testing now so those fine days are over :( What's funny is my brother used to work on nuclear subs. The whole friggin' crew was constantly stoned, building nuclear subs!!!!!!!! And here's me a lowly paint guy and I get randomly tested, hair no less.
The world is a cruel place.