Have you ever crossed THAT line with your Spouse/SO?
 

Found one last night that I never even thought about before...

Wife, late 30's. Me, mid 40's. Together better than 15 years. Very happily married...

We are discussing a mutual acquaintence and my Wife refers to her as VERY high maintenance. Dumbly I ask for a definition.

Wife: Want expensive things.

Me: Hmmm, we spent north of $200.00 on an eyeliner pencil, blush, two eye shadows, base, lipstick, mascara, lip liner (note one of each but the eye shadow). Bought you new pick-up, your own Porsche, new horse trailer, you have how many horses? New clothes....

I've got a 20+ year old stereo system, 20+ year old Porsche, Subaru STATION WAGON, 20+ year old leather jacket, 20+ year old boots,

Wife (interrupting): Dear, if YOU show up with a 20 year old girlfriend I WILL kill you.

Pause. Wife breaks out laughing uncontrollably!!!!!

Me: Hmmm, so you wouldn't mind a 40ish or 50ish year old girlfriend then?

Wife: (Acts hurt, kisses me, walks away) Remember, I'm the one who bags all the deer!!

Me: Note to self, don't really want to go older... SmileWavy

tell her you'll settle for 18.

Maybe two; each twenty years old. Unless, of course you are not wired for 220.

We're on the couch, watching tv. Or at least I'm watching tv. She's playing with her hair and staring at her reflection in the window. She piles it all up on top, and looks to me for approval. I mumble "nice" and keep watching tv. This goes on for a while. The hair is pulled back, nice. The hair is forward over her face, nice.

Finally, she has her hair in pigtails. I say "nice". She fixes me with a cold stair. Calls me a "pervert". And stalks off into the other room to call her sister.


what the ****?

dude you missed a good BJ.

Ahem... a line is "straight" between two points, and "whatever it is that I have crossed" has more twists, turns, tangents, etc. than is imaginable. So I can't say I've ever crossed a "line", with my ex, but I've certainly crossed "something". From now on, I don't think I'll ever use the term "women" by itself...it's gonna be "women, damned if I understand them". IMO, a "line" would be a piece of cake to understand and avoid crossing if it were just that simple :)

Reminds me of a story:

Middle aged guy and his wife are sitting in an upscale restaraunt. They notice a middleaged acquaintenance sitting with a younger woman not his wife.

Wife: "Isn't that George?"

Husband: "Yes."

Wife: "Who's that with him?"

Husband: "That's his mistress."

Wife: "I can't believe that...if you ever did that to me I'd divorce you in a heartbeat."

Husband: "Oh I have one, too...you know Jill, the young account rep at my office? She's my mistress."

Wife: "YOU SOB....That's it...I want a divorce."

Husband: "Now wait a minute, honey...you need to think this through. If we get a divorce we'll have to split our assets. All our kids are grown so you won't get child support. Our house is heavily leveraged so we have little equity so we'll both have to take smaller apartments. Even if you get half of everything, neither of us will be able to live the lifestyle we have now. No ski trips to Vail. No Christmas in Europe. No summer vacations in the Carribean. No new cars every two years or so. No jewelry for your birthday. No spa days twice a month. You sure you wanna a divorce?"

Wife: (Looking over at acquiantance and his mistress) "OURS is prettier."

OUR mistress...I like it :)

"Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can't f**k her here!!"

(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243- Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)

Ya just gotta love a guy like Slick Willy don't ya? Think about the year 2000 after 8 years of his stunts.

Now flash forward to Jan. 19, 2008. We got a phony, bible toting, born again Christian with a matching IQ and look how fuked up our nation is after 7 years!:eek:

However, if you prefer the latter there just might be a "Huck" in this campaign for you. ;)

I miss Bill. I mean, what's the point of becoming President, if you can't even get a BJ in the Whitehouse? Politics is interesting, fking an intern is the end of the world, but fking the country apparently is ok...

It wasn't the fact that he was f'ing a girl in the whitehouse. It was an ugly fat girl. Man, he was the PRESIDENT. He was f'ing Madonna, or someone like that, wow! But some ugly fat intern? He could have done lots better.

Jeez, must of the ones who have talked were ugly, fat or both.

JKF had MM right? Now that is a President!

Bill was great.

but he wasn't just great with sex. He had the far left under control. When Bush the Great came on board progressives on a leash was outdated policy.

With major Dem party influence and anti-war mass-media under control through the NY Times [+ their trolls being all over the internet] assets could be better spent an anti-war policy in the courts. Their judicial policy is that 9/11 was not an act of war but only a catastrophe. Gitmo, Padilla, wiretaps, hate Bush & Co brainwashing, personal lawsuits and judicial harassment of anyone who is against their policies is currently in motion. The Supreme Court is presently involved.

One week after 9/11 Congress passed a law authorizing military force and recognized the President's authority "to deter and prevent acts if int'l terrorism against the US"


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"Have you ever crossed THAT line with your spouse/SO?"
Errrr, how are guys supposed to know where THAT line is when it moves when ever and where ever the female side sees fit.

It is impossible to stay on your toes. Older generation of the male society had it right. I'm a man.
They were wiser obviously, since they had it worked out. They couldn't do anything about it. So why bother?!?

Today, we have to calculate and adapt in order to appease. Our genetics haven't had the luxury of adapting yet. We are no longer in our element.

What is the world coming tooooooo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :rolleyes:

dam, when am I so dark today? lolo, I should go back to the single guys thread :D

When I read the title, I thought this was going to be about Dirty Sanchez' or something...

OTOH:

Two guys are playing golf and two women are playing slow in front of them. One guy tells the other guy to go ask if they can play through. First guy gets halfway to the women, stops abruptly and walks back. "What's wrong?" asks the first guy. "I can't go over there...one of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress!". "Nevermind" says the first guy..."I'll go ask them." He then starts walking toward the women, stops about halfway turns around and walks back to his golf buddy. "Small world, isn't it?" he says...

lmao, my first thought wasn't too far off from that either. phrases like "personal lubricant" and "rear entry" kept coming to mind :D