crazy text message
 

am i part of some convoluted marketing campaign.
2 text messages in a row-

1.)i@"?* @Hallo chris ich speicher dich grab ad und du musst mir mit deinem geb.datum helf en -06.2.? Kommt das hin? Also wenn du das ndchste mal zum BB-spiel gehst


2.)i@"?*!@bin ich auf jeden fall dabeiund wenn das zu lange dauert wdre ich f/r ein fr/heres treffen. Lieben gru_ sonja


came from a fourteen digit phone number



about the only german i speak is guten tag, pilsner and porsche. last time i was in germany was '84. too random ....

Do you know someone named Sonja who wants to meet with you? Possibly to a basketball game?

I think Sonja sent you two text messages on accident. Last part of the first text, asks about the time for a basketball game.

na, it says

"Hello Chris , I saved your number, you and your date once helped me, do you remember? Therefore if you go the ndchste once to the BB-game. "

and

"We met last Fall, dabeiund if the too long wdre I f/r a fr/heres. Sonja"

Not sure what the heck that means - maybe its some sort of gangsta German lingo?

tried to post a reply, but it got lost in the intraweb.
she got the first name correct. and the fourteen digit phone number starts with 1149.
btw, wifey is suspicious.
what sound does a german cratch make when slapped?

Gesundheit?

angela

QUOTE" "what sound does a german cratch make when slapped?"
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STARK!

doh! have a winner.. :D

Write back (in English--all the Germans speak English) thanking him for his interest in a gay dating service. Explain that you have found a match and he will be visited this evening by a gentleman in a Minnie Mouse costume.

o.k. and here is what it actually says

#1-- Hi Chris, I'm just storing your info, and need help with your birthdate. Feb sixth? Is that right? Also, when's the next time you're going to play Basketball (most likely)

#2-- I'll definitely be there, but if it akes too long I'd be up for an earlier meeting. Luv, Sonja


please remit my translation fee post haste

oh, and as for the number, 11 is international dialing and 49 is the country code for Germany

fantasy was nice while it lasted, i wrestled not played basketball.

funny coincidence with the first name