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Sapporo Guy 01-25-2008 03:29 PM

WARNING: adult reading --> Health warning for all men - Must Read
 
Actually sent to me by a buddy:

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would normally not be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses, Football/Cricket clubs, Local Panel Beaters etc in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:

Beer Demo http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

scottmandue 01-25-2008 03:35 PM

Back at you:

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911Rob 01-25-2008 03:54 PM

Ahhh! I knew it!!!
I just knew it!
she got me.

89911 01-25-2008 06:11 PM

"Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems"

Homer Simpson

Normy 01-25-2008 06:41 PM

Well, I've had several beers tonight [Kalik, from the Bahamas. I don't recommend it, it tastes like cheap Miller garbage] and my health seems just fine. If you want, I can post a picture of my 6-pack abdominals.....

TerryH 01-25-2008 07:47 PM

Another Government Health Warning!!
 
Do not swallow your bubble gum!

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911Rob 01-25-2008 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Normy (Post 3728168)
Well, I've had several beers tonight [Kalik, from the Bahamas. I don't recommend it, it tastes like cheap Miller garbage] and my health seems just fine. If you want, I can post a picture of my 6-pack abdominals.....

Six packs are out man! Where you been???
We sport kegs now!!!

T: funny pic :)

Bill Douglas 01-25-2008 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 911Rob (Post 3728360)
Six packs are out man! Where you been???
We sport kegs now!!!

LOL


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