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jmshepard 01-30-2008 05:37 PM

Stop Alien Abductions!
 
Certainly something every free-thinking Pelican should be concerned about...alien abduction.

Here is a website that will provide instructions on developing an effective hat that prevents alien mind control and the subsequent abduction and inevitable probing. The inventor claims that this is much more effective than that old aluminum foil cap that we have been depending on for years.

http://www.stopabductions.com

Ahh, the internet, something for everyone.

Sapporo Guy 01-30-2008 05:42 PM

spoons ;) work better!

Joeaksa 01-30-2008 05:45 PM

There are several posters here on the PPOT who are already using this sort of thing on their head. We pray for them daily but it has not worked very well to date....

MT930 01-30-2008 05:54 PM

Whoa !

These folks have some spare time. I had no idea that abductions were that big of a problem? I better get started on my hat.

red-beard 01-30-2008 05:55 PM

Directions:

http://www.shiptonblog.com/uploaded_...hat-755294.jpg

Proper usage

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7...oilhat2cy2.jpg

Improper usage leads to this

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...xieTinFoil.jpg

Now this is just wrong, in so many ways...

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a4/JR_Sandy/foil04.jpg

WI wide body 01-30-2008 06:31 PM

Well, as long as they are abducting illegal aliens...I'm all for it!SmileWavy

kang 01-31-2008 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapporo Guy (Post 3738628)
spoons ;) work better!

There is no spoon.

Scott R 01-31-2008 08:22 AM

Yikes, thats one nasty a$$, lots of cheese there.

pwd72s 01-31-2008 08:29 AM

Aliens are welcome to take a certain neighbor of mine....hmmm, maybe she IS an alien???

varmint 01-31-2008 08:35 AM

kids in the hall....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogXJ7YBb3NE


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