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Stop Alien Abductions!
Certainly something every free-thinking Pelican should be concerned about...alien abduction.
Here is a website that will provide instructions on developing an effective hat that prevents alien mind control and the subsequent abduction and inevitable probing. The inventor claims that this is much more effective than that old aluminum foil cap that we have been depending on for years. http://www.stopabductions.com Ahh, the internet, something for everyone. |
spoons ;) work better!
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There are several posters here on the PPOT who are already using this sort of thing on their head. We pray for them daily but it has not worked very well to date....
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Whoa !
These folks have some spare time. I had no idea that abductions were that big of a problem? I better get started on my hat. |
Directions:
http://www.shiptonblog.com/uploaded_...hat-755294.jpg Proper usage http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7...oilhat2cy2.jpg Improper usage leads to this http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...xieTinFoil.jpg Now this is just wrong, in so many ways... http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a4/JR_Sandy/foil04.jpg |
Well, as long as they are abducting illegal aliens...I'm all for it!SmileWavy
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Yikes, thats one nasty a$$, lots of cheese there.
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Aliens are welcome to take a certain neighbor of mine....hmmm, maybe she IS an alien???
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