Miss Bill

[Racerbvd]

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax..

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... His wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."

... Ya gotta love it!

[RANDY P]

[M.D. Holloway]

come on now, that no way to treat a celeb candidates husband is it?

[Drdogface]

That's a really old bit anyway...

[RWebb]

Clinton didn't get 4,000 of our soldiers killed for no good reason -- not to mention the much higher number maimed.

[fintstone]

Originally Posted by RWebb

Clinton didn't get 4,000 of our soldiers killed for no good reason -- not to mention the much higher number maimed.

Actually, if he had taken care of business...instead of Monica...we might have never lost those soldiers...or the thousands of civilians on 9/11.

[RWebb]

hmmm... I smell crazy people.

[Joeaksa]

Originally Posted by Drdogface

That's a really old bit anyway...

Not really, he showed up tonight in Phoenix and hugged his way to the stage, surrounded by his black entourage. Wonder which woman he bedded tonight and it sure was not his wife...