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Mule 02-11-2008 09:42 PM

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WI wide body 02-11-2008 09:42 PM

Actually Mule, you could be part of a new study. Just like some reports indicate that guys with big guns have a shriveled up lil penis...you are on the way to being a statistic on guys using great big pictures having the same problem.

Any truth to that?

Mule 02-11-2008 09:44 PM

His smartest offspring:
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Mule 02-11-2008 09:46 PM

His favorite detergent:
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WI wide body 02-11-2008 09:49 PM

Gee, no YouTubes yet. Must be a slow night at the dorm, huh Mule?

Oh well, great big pictures do indicate something.

But for some reason they just don't have much to do with an idiot who posts pictures of a young gal showing skin and working behind a bar with goobers (or would that be "Mule & Co") studying the fine lines in her garments. Surely Mule would not be leering or have his tongue hanging out...he told us differently already and who could ever doubt such a fine example of an American.

WI wide body 02-11-2008 09:51 PM

Come on Mule, don't you have some bigger pictures?

You know what they say "The bigger the picture the smaller the.................." hey let's not go there.:D

WI wide body 02-11-2008 09:52 PM

All kdding aside Mule...do you ever get confused and wipe your mouth instead of your ass after crapping?

island911 02-11-2008 09:52 PM

:D But c'mon Mule, be serious. I think that WI, has something bad going on in his life.

So, WI what's going on with you?

...Maybe you lost your job?? --that would explain the constant daily rants.

Or did your wife leave you?


Ah! I just read your 2nd to last post -- you're impotent.

Mule 02-11-2008 09:53 PM

But remember:
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Mule 02-11-2008 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by island911 (Post 3763095)
:D But c'mon Mule, be serious. I think that WI, has something bad going on in his life.

So, WI what's going on with you?

...Maybe you lost your job?? --that would explain the constant daily rants.

Or did your wife leave you?


Ah! I just read your 2nd to last post -- you're impotent.

Island, I could have us all doubled over laughing on this tangent, but politeness restrains me. After all, I am my brothers' keeper.

island911 02-11-2008 09:58 PM

It is pretty sad, isn't it?

Yeah, I think it's time to quit enabling his bent ranting.

Mule 02-11-2008 10:00 PM

It's a shame what thoughts the picture of a pretty girl can stir in a twisted mind!

WI wide body 02-11-2008 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by island911 (Post 3763109)
It is pretty sad, isn't it?

That you do not have a point to make.....again. Yes it is sad.;)

WI wide body 02-11-2008 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by island911 (Post 3763095)
:D But c'mon Mule, be serious. I think that WI, has something bad going on in his life.

So, WI what's going on with you?

...Maybe you lost your job?? --that would explain the constant daily rants.

Or did your wife leave you?


Ah! I just read your 2nd to last post -- you're impotent.

So you think that maybe I lost my job or I'm impotent? That's funny. I'm retired you dumb ***** and with six kids and 11 grand kids that makes it another Island classic from a dummy who makes incorrect and stupid assumptions far more times than he does a point. Idiot.

BTW, my wife did leave...she went to babysit with the daughter of one of our 4 boys. Gosh you certainly are prescient...or would that be prurient after looking at Mule's barmaid pics.:D

WI wide body 02-11-2008 10:14 PM

Mule, let's do a test. Gee Island, it might fit you also.

Anyhow, it was included in a subliminal (that's the word that messed with GW's mind when he tried to say it) deal that the brain guys say is very indicative of subconscious feelings:

Without looking up either word, would you guess that you are more like a virago or a farrago?

You have only 10 seconds and you must be honest and the results might surprise you.

GO..............................................

trekkor 02-11-2008 10:19 PM

Can I make a suggestion?

Maybe you fellas should re-read the first post on this thread and then look at rule #1 on this site...



KT

WI wide body 02-11-2008 10:20 PM

Actually Mule, there could be a better test:

If you had your choice which would you rather have:

Seventeen pictures that would always be immediately available to you...both in front of your keyboard and in your bedroom...of young scantilly clad gals behind a bar..............or a slightly used but very well taken care of 911 Carrera?

Take your time...we know it's a difficult decision for you.

WI wide body 02-11-2008 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trekkor (Post 3763138)
Can I make a suggestion?

Maybe you fellas should re-read the first post on this thread and then look at rule #1 on this site...KT

Of course, you are correct. This is a tad infantile. But there is just something about a goober like Mule who trys to wriggle his way out of what HE posted that just makes me want to keep on pulling his chain.

He often likes to post outrageous stuff and childish YouTube or picture crap and pretend that he is somehow supercilious when the fact of the matter is that he comes across as an illiterate hick as evidenced by his sophomoric pics of the young gal working behind the bar.

Anyhow, I will defer since my "War Dept." just returned from babysitting the grand daughter and we are hitting the sack.

Good night.

dd74 02-11-2008 10:28 PM

Man oh man, I'm glad I don't have to moderate this disaster of a thread.

cool_chick 02-11-2008 10:30 PM

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cool_chick 02-11-2008 10:30 PM

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trekkor 02-11-2008 10:33 PM

Quote:

He often likes to post outrageous stuff...
I've had him on ignore for a long time.


KT

trekkor 02-11-2008 10:43 PM

I like cat pictures.


KT

911Rob 02-11-2008 10:55 PM

It's beyond ugly, its down right nasty.

I'm staying on the good side of these boys, they're way too tuff for me!

The girl though, you know, the left handed alien barmaid; 'Very Nice', you'd better stay away from that place Mule, could be trouble fer ya?

more coffee please.......... and pass the popcorn too

rammstein 02-11-2008 11:11 PM

So, umm....

Hey- I like Porsches! Do any of you like any Porsches?

gprsh924 02-11-2008 11:37 PM

I think its pronounced "Porsh"

911Rob 02-12-2008 02:59 AM

let's just let the sleeping giants lay. Shhhhh!

Buckterrier 02-12-2008 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 911Rob (Post 3763175)
It's beyond ugly, its down right nasty.

I'm staying on the good side of these boys, they're way too tuff for me!

The girl though, you know, the left handed alien barmaid; 'Very Nice', you'd better stay away from that place Mule, could be trouble fer ya?

more coffee please.......... and pass the popcorn too

I'm supposedly a tuff guy and they are way to tough for me. Now how about that PPOT badmitton team you wanted to start Rob?

Mule 02-12-2008 05:06 AM

I'm sorry guys. We had the whole group hug thing going on & then the stupidity hit like an atom bomb.

How about a chorus of we are the world?

Tim Hancock 02-12-2008 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 911Rob (Post 3763175)

The girl though, you know, the left handed alien barmaid; 'Very Nice'

+1 ;)

Mule 02-12-2008 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 911Rob (Post 3763175)
It's beyond ugly, its down right nasty.

I'm staying on the good side of these boys, they're way too tuff for me!

The girl though, you know, the left handed alien barmaid; 'Very Nice', you'd better stay away from that place Mule, could be trouble fer ya?

more coffee please.......... and pass the popcorn too

It's scary isn't it? But as left handed aliens go, I'd have to say she is near the top of the heap. Chasing that could generate the lyrics for a good blues tune.SmileWavy

Mule 02-12-2008 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckterrier (Post 3763335)
I'm supposedly a tuff guy and they are way to tough for me. Now how about that PPOT badmitton team you wanted to start Rob?

There's no "spiking" in badmitton, is there. I tried volleyball once but it was far too violent!

Mule 02-12-2008 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool_chick (Post 3763155)

I'm thinking that cat is a whole lot younger than you!;)

You're probably older than his daddy!

Mule 02-12-2008 09:16 AM

Maybe this explains something
http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/local//index.php?ntid=271890

speeder 02-12-2008 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rammstein (Post 3763184)
So, umm....

Hey- I like Porsches! Do any of you like any Porsches?

:D:D:Dhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat4.gif http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat3.gif

Dueller 02-12-2008 11:37 AM

Can't we all just get along?
 
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cool_chick 02-12-2008 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mule (Post 3763440)
I'm thinking that cat is a whole lot younger than you!;)

You're probably older than his daddy!

Considering cats have a 15 year lifespan, I should hope so....

bivenator 02-12-2008 11:58 AM

Is this Mule-holland dose?

berettafan 02-12-2008 12:08 PM

my GOD that young lady is stunning!

dhoward 02-12-2008 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mule (Post 3761478)
Snipped......
couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a case of bananas, .....snipped


Now THAT'S just funny, I don't care WHO you are.


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