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Huh.
"Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"
"That was no lady, that was my wife". |
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02-12-2008, 10:44 AM
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Henny Youngman lives...
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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Yes.
I love that. It's not that funny but it leaves me quitely laughing to myself for hours. |
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02-12-2008, 11:04 AM
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One of my faves:
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
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my wife said i never take her anywhere.
she told me to take her someplace she had never been. so i took her to the kitchen. |
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http://www.badpets.net/Humor/LongLists/RodneyDangerfield.html
I asked her if she liked to smoke after sex. She said.."No, one drag is enough."
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"My wife's a magician, she turns money into shlt!"
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Comedy gold, Rodney....
"But Im a Country Member!" "OK, I'll remember..."
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02-12-2008, 03:10 PM
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Or, and I sure Im misquoting Rodney....
She wanted to join the Yacht Club, but she didnt have a yacht. She couldnt join the Golf Glub because she couldnt play golf. So she joined the Country Club instead....."
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Stuart To know what is the right thing to do and not do it is the greatest cowardice. |
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Someone asked me why I always take my wife with me. I told them it's better than kissing her goodbye.
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I miss my wife. But my aim is getting better.
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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The other night my wife and I were having sex, and she stopped right in the middle of it. I asked her, "What's wrong? You can't think of anyone, either?"
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Take my wife...please!
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Our last fight was my fault. Wife asked me what was on tv. I said "dust".
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02-12-2008, 06:18 PM
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Do you smoke after sex? Gee, I never looked.
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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My wife’s credit card was stolen but I didn’t report it, the thief was charging less than my wife was!
Author “Rodney Dangerfield ?”
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Rod... 2010 - 997 PDK, Black on Black, Daily driver. 1987 - 930 Grand Prix White, Not looking for crazy HP, just harmony! |
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My wife and I were walking to a nearby resturant. Across the busy road a woman called out "How do you get to the other side of the road?", my wife yells back "Duh, you ARE on the other side of the road".
My wife fell off her bike so I ran up and said "... have an accident?" She said "No thanks, I've just had one". |
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1985 Porsche 911 3.2 (Still in the stable)
1993 BMW 740 IL (Sold)
1985 Mercedes 380 SL (Sold)
1992 Harley Davidson Fatboy (Sold)
1971 Mercedes 280 SL (Currently being restored)
1983 Porsche 911sc Cabriolet 3.0
Only Porsche
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