The Hildebeast Exposed
 

I got this in an email, so it might not be 100% accurate but it's pretty close, at worst.
Hillary Clinton has been telling America that she is the most qualified candidate for president based on her 'record,' which she says includes her eight years in the White House as First Lady - or 'co-president' - and her seven years in the Senate. Here is a reminder of what that record includes:

As First Lady, Hillary assumed authority over Health Care reform, a process that cost the taxpayers over $13 million. She told both Bill Bradley and Pat Moynahan, key votes needed to pass her legislation, that she would 'demonize 'anyone who opposed it. But it was opposed; she couldn't even get it to a vote in a Congress controlled by her own party.
(And in the next election, her party lost control of both the House and Senate.)

- Hillary assumed authority over selecting a female Attorney General. Her first two recommendations (Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood) were forced to withdraw their names from consideration, and then she chose Janet Reno. Janet Reno has since been described by Bill himself as 'my worst mistake.'

- Hillary recommended Lani Guanier for head of the Civil Rights Commission. When Guanier's radical views became known, her name had to be withdrawn.

- Hillary recommended her former law partners, Web Hubbell, Vince Foster, and William Kennedy for positions in the Justice Department, White House staff, and the treasury, respectively. Hubbell was later imprisoned, Foster committed suicide, and Kennedy was forced to resign.

- Hillary also recommended a close friend of the Clintons, Craig Livingstone, for the position of director of White House security. When Livingstone was investigated for the improper access of up to 900 FBI files of Clinton enemies (Filegate) and the widespread use of drugs by White House staff, both Hillary and her husband denied knowing him. (FBI agent
Dennis Sculimbrene Confirmed in a Senate Judiciary Committee in 1996 both the drug use and Hillary's involvement in hiring Livingstone. After that, the FBI closed its White House Liaison Office, after serving seven presidents for over thirty years.)

- In order to open 'slots' in the White House for her friends the Harry Thomasons (to whom millions of dollars in travel contracts could be awarded), Hillary had the entire staff of the White House Travel Office fired; they were reported to the FBI for 'gross mismanagement' and their reputations ruined. After a thirty-month investigation, only one, Billy Dale, was charged with a crime - mixing personal money with White House funds when he cashed checks. The jury acquitted him in less than two hours.

- Another of Hillary's assumed duties was directing the 'bimbo eruption squad' and scandal defense:

---- She urged her husband not to settle the Paula Jones lawsuit.

---- She refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led to the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor. After $80 million dollars of taxpayer money was spent, Starr's investigation led to Monica Lewinsky, which led to Bill lying about and later admitting his affair

---- Then they had to settle with Paula Jones after all.

---- And Bill lost his law license for lying to the grand jury.

---- And Bill was impeached by the House.

---- And Hillary almost got herself indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice (she avoided it mostly because she repeated, 'I do not recall,' 'I have no recollection,' and 'I don't know' 56 times under oath).

- Hillary accepted the traditional First Lady's role of decorator of the White House at Christmas, but in a unique Hillary way. In 1994, for example, The First Lady's Tree in the Blue Room (the focal point each year) was Decorated with drug paraphernalia, sex toys, and pornographic ornaments, all personally approved by Hillary as the invited artists' depictions of the theme, 'The Twelve Days of Christmas.'

- Hillary wrote 'It Takes a Village,' demonstrating her Socialist viewpoint.

-Hillary also had Bill pardon her brother's clients, for a small fee, to get financial support.

- Then Hillary left the White House, but later had to return $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork she had stolen.

- In the campaign for the Senate, Hillary played the 'woman card' by portraying her opponent (Lazio) as a bully picking on her.

- Hillary's husband further protected her by asking the National Archives to withhold from the public until 2012 many records of their time in the White House, including much of Hillary's
correspondence and her calendars. (There are ongoing lawsuits to force the release of those records.)

- As the junior Senator from New York, Hillary has passed no major legislation. She has deferred to the senior Senator (Schumer) to tend to the needs of New Yorkers, even on the hot issue of medical problems of workers involved in the cleanup of Ground Zero after 9/11.

- Hillary's one notable vote, supporting the plan to invade Iraq, she has since disavowed.

Quite a resume, isn't it? Sounds more like an organized crime family...

Well, she is experienced, alright..

This does sound a little ridiculous, is there any photographic evidence floating around, or legitimate newspaper articles?

and the vast right wing conspiracy is alive and well

Is there something there that isn't true?

While she was First lady, didn't she bake cookies or something once?

What about her ankles?

White House-assigned FBI agent Gary Aldrich agrees to help trim the Christmas tree in the Blue Room. Aldrich is surprised to find a small clay ornament of 12-lords-aleaping. Among the things that were aleaping on the 12 lords are their erections. Also provided by Hillary Clinton and her staff: ornaments made of drug paraphernalia such as syringes and roach clips, three French hens in a menage á trois, two turtle doves fornicating, five golden rings attached to a gingerbread man's ear, nipple, belly button, nose, and penis.

I think she said early in her career as co-president, she didn't bake cookies and she wasn't the Tammy Wynet kind of stand by your man woman. Until all the fall out from Bills extra women.

Since when does being the president's wife and a few years as a junior senator count as EXPERIENCE? Bob Dole was experienced. Like him or not, McCain is experienced. Hillary is not. Despite this minor fact, all you hear is how her experience qualifies her for the position. Please......

Obama is the least experienced.

Do you know where I can buy those?

Isn't it cankles?
It's a moot point isn't it? Looks like Obama is going to take her, (not in the biblical sense ;) ), anyway. But that is quite the resume'

I don't think you can count her out yet, I would like to so very much, but not yet.
The Clinton Machine is pretty powerful.

Hey, I yield to no one in my abhorrence of Hillary, but all those shenanigans - White House Travel Office, FBI files, fund raising abuses - those types of things go on in every administration. It's whatever anyone wants to make of it (the GOP is held to a higher standard BTW).

It's her policies that I can't stand - global warming legislation, universal health care, government programs for everyone and everything!! She said herself that the country can't afford all the things she wants to do. (We probably can't afford Obama or McCain either, but they're not as arrogant).

I just hope to God that Obama carries this thing across the finish line (i.e. wins TX and OH), and shuts her down!

See, and I fear Obama more. He is indistinguishable from Clinton on policy, desire for the presidency, and willingness to do anything to get it. He just has a prettier smile and better speaking voice, and gets a pass because most of the country doesn't know his history.

Agreed, his policies are her policies. However, I think his inexperience is a good thing. He wont know his way around the corridors of power and wont be able to deal with all the intricacies of Washington.

Hillary would hit the ground running and do what the Clintons always do - intimidate, bully, spin, wheel and deal, backstab, throw their party under the bus to get their way...

Although I do think Bill was much better at it than Hillary ever could be.

I think Obama will be easier to contain, he might hit a lot of roadblocks.

The difference between B'HO & The Hildebeast is like the difference between 15 shots of whiskey & 16 shots of whiskey. Both will make your head hurt like hell in the morning.

Kinda reminds me of a guy that ran for President back in the early 90's. Most of us called him "Slick Willie" because everything stuck to him like teflon!!!