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That makes no sense. Allah is the arabic word for god. ie Allah is god.

So god answers the door, and he is also the delivery guy?
He is everywhere always, if you believe the dogma, so why not.

Sorry Markus, not that great

Airplane is going down, looks like all aboard will die. This woman jumps up and says, "If I am going to die, won't one of you men make me feel like a woman before I do!"

Guy takes off his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
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Reminds me of one of the most hilarious pics in 'random pics' - the one with the feminist demonstration with a guy in the back having the guts to wave a board saying "Iron my shirt b!tch!".
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Livi, I expected something more from you. My first impression must have been in error.
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Besides, everyone knows that on weekends god orders menudo...
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Besides, everyone knows that on weekends god orders menudo...
You too, Todd??

This handicapped forner honestly do not have a clue anymore. Was my post offensive? Why? I donīt get it.

On a personal level, as a perhaps lousy reference, in my experience the best doctors are those with a distance to even the most serious matter. They take their job utterly serious but they can also make jokes and laugh about it. Does not make their occupation or daily job any less serious. On the other hand, those docs that are obsessive/compulsive and never see the humorous in anything are generally lousy docs with a bad patient contact and even worse clinical judgment.

Still, my bad English interpret your posts as I have fallen below your expectations. I beg your pardon although I do not recognize why.
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sorry, I should have used the green.

Mine was a joke as was yours. I have no issue with it. Other than god order menudo, not shish kebab
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sorry, I should have used the green.

Mine was a joke as was yours. I have no issue with it. Other than god order menudo, not shish kebab
Sorry. My bad. Youīd think I had got the hang of it now. But noooo. Thanks!
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So Allah was sitting at the pearly gates and Osama bin Ladin came up. Allah took one look, made a cell phone call and then Thomas Jefferson arrived and busted OBL upside the head with a cane. Then George Washington came along and knee-capped OBL with a musket, A minute later Thomas Paine came by and poked OBL in the eye with a sharp stick. OBL looks at Allah and says "WTF"? Allah says " I said you'd be met by 72 Virginians, what did you think I said"?
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.......Airplane is going down, looks like all aboard will die. This woman jumps up and says, "If I am going to die, won't one of you men make me feel like a woman before I do!"

Guy takes off his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
Thanks Tobra for making me laugh!!! That was good

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You too, Todd??
This handicapped forner honestly do not have a clue anymore. Was my post offensive? Why? I donīt get it........
I wasn't posting to this thread because I didn't want to get into Levi's kitchen; again. He's alot like BigChillCar, on this board; whereby he's made his way into many of our hearts as a "good guy", which he is of course. I feel terrible about calling him out on another thread about a tongue-in-cheek post he made; it crushed him, which I am genuinely sorry about.

Levi is not like some of the trolls that are cruisin' around looking to stir the pot up; he's just a great, easy going, go lucky, hard working sumabi7ch like the rest of us. My public apology to you Levi, my friend for starting this a few days ago. Now you're on the defensive, sorry. My Bad, as you say.

Cheers! I enjoy everyone of your posts,
More jokes....... we all need to laugh more!
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Thanks, Rob!

I have learned a few things during my last posts. Not that I complain. Every lesson is a step forward and as an outsider I have a long way to go. But I like it! This place really rocks!
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But if God can be in two places at the same time, he can probably microwave up some kebab from the fridge just as easy...

-Wayne
Isn't god the microwave, too? I'm thinking god snaps his/her/its fingers, poof, instant kebob.

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Livi, I expected something more from you. My first impression must have been in error.
Doug, it's a pity...you were born about 500 years too late.




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I wasn't posting to this thread because I didn't want to get into Levi's kitchen; again. He's alot like BigChillCar, on this board; whereby he's made his way into many of our hearts as a "good guy", which he is of course. I feel terrible about calling him out on another thread about a tongue-in-cheek post he made; it crushed him, which I am genuinely sorry about.
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hey! i resemble that comment! btw, rob, livi and ai are the same age, born on the same day...piece 'a triva. is it because we're aquarians?? markus, you doooo believe in astrology, right??!!
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