My first post ever using this image!
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1204414714.gif

Ok...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1204416971.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1204416995.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1204417012.jpg

I am assuming that these are "after" photos....

Please do not laugh at what some must do for self-esteem.

I am contemplating (what many may find blasphemous!) a Penis reduction!

Yes, there ...I've said it!

I have carried this burden for years. The finger pointing and mouths agape in Jr. High gym class. The countless hours my mom spent sewing/altering all my (left) pants leg. Having to wear those ugly, knee length swim trunks to the beach. The endless calls and promises sent to me from the porn industry. All those women outside, every time I leave the friggin' house!

I can't take it anymore!:)

It's too early for morels. You must've picked the wrong mushrooms..
:D

Just bend it in half like I do. Works fine for me!

QUOTE: "Just bend it in half like I do. Works fine for me!"
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That's an ol' Irish disease.

When your dyck goes to Dublin!:)

These ladies could help bend it in half...

before

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1204469293.jpg

after

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1204469332.jpg

Am not a tittie guy but #2 sure looks like a lot more fun!

I like the "before" better. "Real" rocks!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1204469772.jpg

Another cutie...

Yeah but your name is Miata!

Coming from Mule? :)

I have a pretty good handle on synonyms . . .

I bet Saudi Arabia doesn't have free titties!
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1204480198.jpg

Given the almost guaranteed return on investment aren't all fake titties actually free to the host already?

Tommy Lee says that there is no such thing as fake tits.

I've asked friends who've "donated" tits to women, "how's that work, do you get like a coupon book or something?" I still don't know.