Caught my wife in bed with another male

[Rusty Heap]

A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".

The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another". The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".

As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"

The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."

The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."

The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"

[MRM]

A nun, a priest and a rabbi walk into a biker bar. The bartender comes over the counter at them waving a club and shouts, what do you think this is, a joke?

[dzls rok]

i think there's already a joke thread.

[MRM]

This is clearly the bartender says/guy walks into a bar joke thread.

[legion]

Friday night I was hanging out at a bar with a priest, a farmer, and a cop.

No joke here--the cop is my neighbor, the farmer is a coworker, and the priest is the best friend of the farmer.

[tabs]

At least U know who the dog is that is doing your wife, its not like it is a stray that you don't know or anything like that. Now a question was he doing it doggy style.

[LakeCleElum]

Hurry up......Get to the Obama and Hillary part!!!!!!!!