Don't Ever Reply To Single Ads When U Been Drinking!!
 

So, it's Tues this week, some joker on my Snowmobile forum points out a Craigslist Singles Ad; RICH, CLASSIC HUSBAND WANTED - Goes on to say you must have a net worth of at least 1 Mil......Post thinks it would be great fun if all of us reply to this GOLD-DIGGER!!!!!!

So, I been drinking, remember? I reply: Is 2.3 M enough?????

Forget all about it. Thurs is my anniversary and I'm outta town to Lake Cle Elum to snowmobile and wife and I agree we'll celebrate Friday nite.

I get a real pissed off phone call Thur about 8:30 pm......"Who's Janice????" I say: "I dunno, who is Janice?".......Wife sez: "Janice called and sez you responded to her SINGLES AD on Craigslist???

Well, I'm on different forums so much, I had really totally forgot what I had sent 2 nights prior. I'm caught off-guard and sez there must be some mistake. She suggests I get my butt home early Friday and come up with some answers.

So, I cut my day short Friday, get home, look at my "sent mail" and go: "Oh, Sheet"

Idiot me realizes that when I responded to the CL ad, it sent my Outlook signature that includes my name and phone number!!!!! I then sort thru my 100+ emails from the past 2 days and see "JANICE" had replied B4 she called. Her rely was: "I have $100 in savings"..........

Anyhow, I was able to print all this out for the wife, she knows me for not taking life real serious and we can laugh again.....

In the meantime, don't be the idiot I was.....Almost spoiled my anniversary!!

Cute and glad your wife can take it as it was, a joke!

Have a good weekend and anniversary! Do not suggest that you invite Janice over...

I guess the moral of the story is that if you're married, NEVER go to singles ads...not if you want to stay married. ;)

Whoa now before we jump to any conclusions, did Janice send you any pics?

great post.

Funny stuff!

However, I think that you should change the title of the post.

"Don't Ever reply To Single Ads When You're Married!!:

Joe - Thax - Weekend is working out good.
Paul and Gogar - You're absolutely right.
Sammy: Sent a pic. of her and her sisters. Not sure which one is Janice? I have to call her back!!!!!!!!!



http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1206222663.jpg

Janice is on the left, farthest from the camera. Looks like she forgot her swimsuit on that day.

Well...if you like big boobs and chubby...as well as going through a divorce? :D

Seriously? Run Forrest...RUN!

Being married and visiting single-forums is like......

being married and visiting porn-sites.




You know what they say, "Alcohol (being drunk) lets the inner-you and your real desires come out!" :)

My thoughts exactly. Chubby, with an attitude and they all look high maintenance.

Um, hate to tell you this Janice is none of those. Thats a group of Polish porn stars. The blond second from the right is Ines Cudna. The brunet in the orange is Ewa Sonnet.

Amazing what you learn when your a bachelor living with 3 roommates.

Sorry, hawktel. I forgot the green again.

You're psyched if you ever find yourself in a game of Polish Porn Jeopardy, though!:cool:

Chubby? Coming from gents I assume that have a 28" waist and wear 42" reg coat, right?

Will agree on the high maintenance assumption though.....

I've met my match - I fold!

A pic posted of Polish porn stars and not one kielbasa joke?...You guys are slippin'...

i once got blasted on rum and gave a hooker my bosses business card. she called.

I bet it would be like ******* a warm glass of water.

Your wife reads all your email? That's not right. :confused:

ah..hmm..what was that e-mail address again?

two words. www.AshleyMadison.com if your looking.;)