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aap1966 03-27-2008 02:38 AM

I mis-spoke.
 
"We came under constant sniper fire and had to put our heads down and run for the cars..."
"I mis-spoke"

Good points for creativity and drama, lost points on credibility.

My attempt:
Saturday: "Yes, I promise to mow the lawn, paint the spare room and clean out the garage on Sunday and not spend all day watching motorsports"
Monday: "I mis-spoke"

Remember, creativity, drama and credibility.
Over to you guys.........SmileWavy

rcecale 03-27-2008 02:59 AM

"Well, that would depend on what your definition of the word "mis" is...!"

Randy

URY914 03-27-2008 04:13 AM

She learned from the master ...."I never had sexual relations with that women."

R-I-G-H-T

MRM 03-27-2008 04:18 AM

Does it strike anyone else how similar her vivid story of being under sniper fire was to her vivid story of trying to join the Marines in the 70s? The syntax, rhythm, even the length was the same. The perfect stump stories. Both sound completely made up.

Neilk 03-27-2008 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MRM (Post 3852501)
Does it strike anyone else how similar her vivid story of being under sniper fire was to her vivid story of trying to join the Marines in the 70s? The syntax, rhythm, even the length was the same. The perfect stump stories. Both sound completely made up.


Hillary make something up???? Never!!

berettafan 03-27-2008 04:46 AM

you can't lose points with people who don't track them.

Big Ed 03-27-2008 05:07 AM

She should have talked to Clemens...best to say that one "misremembers".

Mo_Gearhead 03-27-2008 05:19 AM

Perhaps Hitlery (unlike Bill) inhaled, and is having flashbacks to a novel she read in her youth?

Orwell's world had "Newspeak, oldspeak, and doublethink."

24 years later?

onewhippedpuppy 03-27-2008 10:17 AM

So many nice ways to say that you lied, it's very PC.

the 03-27-2008 10:42 AM

"I misspoke" is the new "depends on what the definition of 'is' is!"

widebody911 03-27-2008 10:57 AM

She claims to speak a million words a day. The fastest auctioneers, clocked at over 400 words per minute, would have to speak for about 60 hours straight to get in a million words...

Flatbutt1 03-27-2008 11:07 AM

And yet another opportunity for the Clintonistas to prove that they are as blind and dumb as any admiring poilitical automaton. Why do we continually allow these ****heads so much latitude?:confused:

Neilk 03-27-2008 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 3853120)
She claims to speak a million words a day. The fastest auctioneers, clocked at over 400 words per minute, would have to speak for about 60 hours straight to get in a million words...

I am sure Bill will tell you that if it isn't actually 1 million words per day, it sure feels like it.

Porsche-O-Phile 03-27-2008 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neilk (Post 3853359)
I am sure Bill will tell you that if it isn't actually 1 million words per day, it sure feels like it.

Probably why Monica was the "perfect girlfriend" for an affair. Hard to yammer on endlessly like Hillary with stuff stuck in her mouth, right?

'splains a lot. Even if it don't make it right.

JMPRO 03-27-2008 02:48 PM

Perhaps Hilery thought she was telling the "Camp Fire"version of the story. You all know the "Camp Fire" version is always more exciting than the real story.
The real story:
We landed and got off the plane, exchanged flowers with some people and got in the limo and left.
The camp fire story:
We came in low to avoid the radar, smoke was pouring from the number 3 engine, we almost overshot the cobbeled runway and the sniper fire was bouncing off the plane, yada, yada, yada.

JMPRO

livi 03-27-2008 02:58 PM

So Monica had a mouthful. So what? He was the President for gawd sake! Had to be entitled to some perks. :p

RoninLB 03-27-2008 03:41 PM

Presidents should get all the sex they can handle. If he and the legislature held Ancient Rome orgies it would increase $ wealth to the US in general. The spirit of the whole thing would resonate from sea to shining sea... especially if whoremaster Big Bill could be reelected to show everyone the ropes.

I can't think of anyone wanting to screw Hillary?

Seric 03-27-2008 03:42 PM

Douchebag.

Mule 03-27-2008 07:49 PM

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kimlangley7 03-28-2008 05:24 PM

Just ask your self >>> Do you want another 4 years of clinton???

Just think.. Bill would be back.... jesse jackson would be back... and bring al sharpton with him....

I don't know if I could take 4 more clinton years... 8 years of bill was bad enough....


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