The Plan

[snowman]

The Plan!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ' ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , So uth Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence..

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave .. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE IT!



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[slodave]

While it's a nice plan, I'll have to raise you this:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

I did get a laugh out of the first time I read the 'plan'.

[widgeon13]

I think there was one of these out under the George Carlin name as well.

[frogger]

another brilliant thread.

[FastCarFan]

I was going to say, that sure doesn't sound like something Robin Williams would say. He is a clearly a liberal -- that sounds like it came from a conservative.

[svandamme]

anybody who believes that came out of Robin Williams is either gullible to the point of believing sunshine can really come out of peoples @sses if you blow it up there first, or is just plain foolish to believe that if you repeat propaganda long and loud enough, it will actually become truth.

so which one is it Snowy?

[Porsche_monkey]

I was with him right up to no.7. I think the demand for oil in the U.S. might be a bigger problem than the lack of cash flow into the Saudi's pockets.

[Scott R]

Always check your sources:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

[scottmandue]

Oh poo! You guys all beat me calling bulldog on Robin Williams writting that.

Oh well, maybe next time...

Carry on... carry on...

[snowman]

Liberals misquote conservatives all the time. Fair is fair and Williams must beleive whats posted in his name, after all its on the internet, it must be true.

[M.D. Holloway]

Not so sure isolationism works in a world that depends on many nations. Seems infantile to pick up your ball and go home and never play with anyone because you disagree with the way they play. I think we are better than that.

Don’t get me wrong, I like a good ol carpet bombing like a turkey dinner – don’t think at some point we should rise to being the world leader we are instead of one we pretend to be?