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Pope visit Disneyworld
How cool is the Pope-mobile?
Very few people know the Pontiff made a suprise visit to Disneyworld on this visit to the U.S. He held a private audience with some of the Disney characters, including the Seven Dwarfs. When the Dwarf's met withthe Pope, all the Dwarf's kept urging Dopey, "Go ahead, Dopey ask him." After much prodding, Dopey finally mustered the courage to ask the Pope, "Do you have Catholic parishes in the Arctic?" Pope: "Why, yes, Dopey we do." Dwarfs: "Go ahead, Dopey...ask him." Dopey: "Well, do you have nuns there?' Pope: "Of course, Dopey." Dwarfs: "Ask him, Dopey. Ask him." Dopey: "Uhmmmm...do nuns ever have sex?" Pope: "Well, Dopey, it has happened, but its very unusual and they would have to leave the Church if they did." Dwarfs: "Ask him, Dopey. Ask him." Dopey: "Well, do you have any midget nuns there?" Pope: "Hmmmmmm....Well, I don't think so, Dopey." Dwarfs: "Dopey focked a penguin! Dopey focked a penguin!" |
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