Wow!! Talk about a self serving lie
 

http://www.planetf1.com/story/0,18954,3213_3445018,00.html


I thought Porsche made it VERY clear that it would not waste money on a sport that would lend no direct development for its street cars?

So where the hell is this coming from?

I just lost a little more respect for Porsche as it jumps on an obvious bandwagon. There go my dreams for a Cayenne track car......

Disclaimer - I am not condoning what Max did, I just think its utter bullcrap that everyone is sooooo righteous that they have to but into this mess.

67 years old?
5 hour orgy?
I condone it.

I think Porsche would make a good engine supplier.

That at least would have some value for road cars.

And what about ALMS prototype? They are pretty close to F1 cars with fenders.

Should I did out Porsche's official statement regarding its not wanting to participate in F1?

brb....

I, too, will not field an F1 team next year because of this scandal.

Damned right! Me neither! And thanks for the laugh...:D

That's kinda surprising, given Porsche's storied history in endurance racing.

You'd think they'd be all over a 5 hour F1 enduro ;)

Still looking for the quote but found this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porsche_3512

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call..............................:D Every slutty chick you know:p

i just think it's immoral at that age to push the envelope so badly
let's face it, it would devastate and traumatize all hookers involved if he would croak during the orgy...

please, think about the hookers

Porsche needs a factory on this side of the pond that builds 4 door sedans. A wise move for Porsche would be to go NASCAR.

In my best Adam Sandler voice

Quote:

Old Balls

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Funny aside on this. Some years back, the April (fools) issue of STAR, the Mercedes Club magazine, Frank Barrett ran a spoof article about Mercedes going NASCAR.

I made a cheap photocopy of the piece, handed it to my local detroit iron mechanic friend...he a big NASCAR fan. His face saddened, then he said: "Nascar just isn't the same since Dale died anyway."

Moral Panic goes F1.

Ridiculous.

Everywhere I look these days, people are all over moral discretions as a weapon against opponents. Looking so darn righteous and indignant themselves.

Ridiculous.

A man should be valued for what he accomplish in his profession, not whether he engages in a little cratch slapping. Great exercise and good fun.

Complete nonsense.

I would agree... however remember the big flap isn't so much about him banging a couple of hookers... but the questionable costumes involved.

I also can't for the life of me understand why people feel the need to film themselves doing the nasty.

Porsche @ nascar

as if ze Germans would care about building carbureted, push-rod,front engined/rwd car

i rate that idea about at the same level as entering Paris-Dakar with a Carrera GT

What I don't get is what the guys sex life has to do with racing?

Great, I understand if my pilot, dentist, surgeon, proctologist is an alcoholic or druggy, then that may be relevant to how they perform their jobs.

If the girls high school ______ team coach is a pedaphile, or the scout master is likes little boys, ok, that's cause for alarm.

But if my favorite racecar driver likes to be saddled with a cucumber up his but and spanked with a whole chicken while wearing spike heals.... so long as he doesn't try it while he's racing....

I hardly look to F1 as my moral compass. :rolleyes:

I'm thinking Viagra or Cialis might want to consider some sponsorship role with that sort of news!

Guys...

The support races for F1 since 1993 have been called Porsche Mobil 1 Supercup, and are essentially Cup cars. My guess is that Porsche doesn't want to be a support race series for F1 any more. That's my guess anyway.

Actually Scott, the question was posed if Porsche and VW group would get into F1, and the response was no (cost too much) and no (not at this time because of MMosley). Overall, they really have never had much interest in being there (vs say Ferrari), so their answer really was kind of scapegoating Mosley. A more likely explanation in terms of timing, is that since Schumacher is no longer winning races, German interest in the series is more subdued (and yes I know there are other Germans in the series). A more conspiracy theory might be that all germans dislike Mosley because of the way he's treated Mercedes McLaren. Who knows. But it's all just a pile of rationalizations other than Porsche doesn't really think they need to be in F1. Frustrating for those of us who like motorsports and heritage and maybe even better street cars. But that is the company today.

67
5
How many Ps?

Those are some serious numbers :D

That's definitely a story to tell the grandchildren ;)

+1 on viagra being a sponsor ;)

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My faith in you guys in the OT forum are reinforced by the comments in this thread. Bravo. Funny retorts as well.

Sherwood

Love the title of this article.

Pots and Black Kettles.

http://www.pitpass.com/fes_php/pitpass_news_item.php?fes_art_id=34532

The FIA should be selling Max Mosely signature whips, leg irons, leather, condoms, and specially packaged Viagra. They would make a freakin' fortune.

On an unrelated note, I'd like to announce that I will not be joining the NBA because of the Isiah Thomas scandel.

The man is a sick pervert who gets his jollies living out a holocaust fantasy. Nope, ain't gonna overlook that one.

U.S. politics is nothing BUT feigning outrage over some indiscretion (that the outraged most likely engages in as well). Then the outraged find some victims and trots them in front of the media, while simultaneously trying to establish credentials as a long-time advocate for the victims.

I think if he winds up broke over the scandal he should cash in with the liberal sex scene. A few thousand and a few adds in the Village Voice would allow him to soon buy a new yacht. He'd be a sophisticated Larry Flint.

Glad you blocked my face out...:D

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LOL

You guys have got to read that article. Good one Jimbo

As cool as it would be to have Porsche in F1, it'd be an absolutely idiotic business decision. The money involved alone is absurd and frankly, I have no idea how even the mighty Ferrari is able to continue to fund their team at the level it does. It's ego and bragging rights that translates into SOME sales, but certainly nowhere near the level needed to make an acceptable return on investment. From a business standpoint, Porsche is being smart. Remember, they damn nearly went under once in the 1980s - in no small part due to their outlays to fund racing.

I'd love to see it too, but this is simply grandstanding. Porsche is (right now anyway) being too "business smart" to see themselves stretched to the breaking point by an F1 presence.

Let's not forget that Porsche already proved themselves quite capable of building championship - both constructor's and driver's - winning engines back in the 80s. The TAG-Porsche 1.5L turbocharged engines were used by McLaren who went on to win the constructor's championship in 84 and 85 and the driver's title in 84, 85 and 86.