Guy yelling something about my Dodge?
 

I exited the grocery with a 6-pack and was walking to my truck when a rumbling old CJ-5 pulled into the parking lot.

As I was unlocking my door, the jeep stopped beside me and the guy yelled out something unintelligible about my Dodge. I said, "It's not for sale!"

Again, he yelled something that I could not understand. I said, "Yeah, it's great. Not for sale, though."

Now he decides to turn off the jeeps loud, rumbling engine. He says, "No, brother... I asked Are you living for God?!"

I replied, "Ummm.... probably not. Probably just living for me."

Of course he tore into a rambling monologue about church attendance, Jesus and the boys, Revelations, etcetera.

I left with my 6-er, and a smile on my face as I thought back about my initial answers to his question and the confused look that he had given me.

I was asking if you had seen my DOG.

Was having a bad dyslexia day.

LOL!! I started chatting with the guy behind the counter in the convenience store on the corner from my shop and he began a whole sermon on me about what is true and what is lies, my ADHD kicked in and I totally lost him, he asked if I wanted to read something I was polite and said yes.

He reached under the counter and handed me a 1" think folder with documents. The 1st one is titled Alien vs. God.

Some of the stuff in here, he has newspaper pages with stuff circled where he claims there are hidden messages to us from, I do not know who.

I should scan some of this stuff in its rich....

I can only imagine it from his perspective...especially if he could hear you:

CJ5 Zealot: "Has your soul been saved?"

Cashflyer: "Its not for sale..."

Cj5 Zealot: "Do you realize you'll burn in hell?"

Cashflyer: "Yeah its great. Not for sale though."

:D:D:D:D

D, that would be a conversation with me before the hearing aid.

Rika

Hey it could be worse. The last poorly adjusted nut that stopped me in the parking lot asked me if I wanted a blowjob. YYYYIKES!

Next time tell him you got a Hemi.

I got my first long distance call from Nigeria yesterday. Sounded almost like your story.
I kept answering this jerk off with unrelated responses. Kept him going for a couple of minutes before I told him I was a retired FBI agent. That didn't phase him a bit and I hung up.

I really had no idea what he said the whole time.

Milt, you missed out on your millions!

When the Jehovah's witnesses chicks come around preaching door to door i blatantly hit on them. It's gotten me laid a few times.

When the guys come around, i profess my love for Satan, mind-altering drugs, and 'untraceable' firearms.

(This post is to be construed as humor)

I was pulling into a gas station yesterday as a Mustang was pulling out. He was waiting for a gap in traffic to pull out so I had to hesitate before pulling into the station. I noticed the guy had not capped his tank filler or closed the fuel door. I tried to get his attention by waving at him. He ignored me as he talked on his cell. I gave a quick tap on the horn trying to get his attention, instead I got a dirty look as he pointed to the traffic rolling by. I honked again and pointed to his gas opened gas door. He again gave me a dirty look as he mouthed something that looked like "arshole". As soon as traffic cleared he started pulling out and flipped me off while shouting something I couldn't understand but I don't think he was thanking me for pointing out his oversight about the fuel cap.
No Good Deed Goes Un-Punished.

I only wished the hose was still in the filler neck.

The Jehovah's witnesses dont have "chicks" :(

Ewww... definately not the religion for me.

they do here....:D

Not religion related but:

One of my favorite experiences was witnessing a guy in an old Saab yelling at someone for trying to get through gridlock by turning left in front of him. The guy in the Saab had a "Visualize World Peace" sticker on his car. As we pulled alongside of him, my friend yells out the window, "Visualize World Peace!"

Classic!

Had a fellow come up at the gas station and ask about my car. Next thing I know he's asking if I've been "saved". So I had to explain the whole situation to him, I'm atheist. (Not really, I'm catholic, attended catholic school and even did some pastoral studies.) I pretty much stopped him in his tracks and had him trying to convert me as I jumped in the car and left. The funny thing is I did a drive by of the said gas station maybe two- three hours later and he had someone else cornered. I felt like yelling something but couldn't think of anything good at the time.

Admit it Duke, you've been running with the Devil ..... ;)

What do you call them? Ho's then?