Let's Assemble a Story

[Superman]

We've done this before and it's fun. I'll start:

It was a dark and stormy night. The olive oil was ready, the DVD was in the machine and I had the phone in my hand when suddenly there was a knock at the door. Quickly I threw a bathrobe on and asked "Who is it?" This gave me enough time to hide the oil and turn the DVD player off before I heard "We're from the evangelical church on the corner and we would like to welcome you to the neighborhood."

I was just wondering whether I should be respectful.....or have some fun with these guys.....when I noticed through the peephole that two very beautiful young ladies were at my door. I made my mind up, opened the door and said.........