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rcecale 05-06-2008 03:41 PM

Indian Condom Song
 
Wow! Just.......wow!

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I don't think we'll be seeing this on MTV any time soon... ;)

Randy

Seric 05-06-2008 03:45 PM

Hah, I love Bollywood!

cab83_750 05-06-2008 03:59 PM

I still want to see the condom "specially" made for India. Supposedly, they have the smallest ***** among the various Earth races; thus, a custom XXXX-Small. ???



BTW, I am not making this up. This was in the news a few months ago.

bell 05-06-2008 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cab83_750 (Post 3927789)
I still want to see the condom "specially" made for India. Supposedly, they have the smallest ***** among the various Earth races; thus, a custom XXXX-Small. ???



BTW, I am not making this up. This was in the news a few months ago.

that just doesn't measure up..............


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/image...ine=1168536061

cab83_750 05-06-2008 06:06 PM

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men
By Damian Grammaticus
BBC News, Delhi



There is a "lack of awareness" over condom sizes
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

.........

speeder 05-06-2008 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cab83_750 (Post 3927789)
I still want to see the condom "specially" made for India. Supposedly, they have the smallest ***** among the various Earth races; thus, a custom XXXX-Small. ???



BTW, I am not making this up. This was in the news a few months ago.

"In the news?" WTF was the headline?? :confused::D

Actually, I remember reading about some Masters and Johnson-type study a while back where they either went around the world measuring dorks, or (more likely), asked men to measure their own. The *honor system*, you might say. ;)

Special credit for anyone who can guess the country with the biggest average dork. No fair if you read the study. I'll tell you that there wasn't as big of a delta between the first and last place country as you might think. :cool:

Dottore 05-06-2008 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speeder (Post 3928108)
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Special credit for anyone who can guess the country with the biggest average dork.

Canada?

HardDrive 05-06-2008 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cab83_750 (Post 3927789)
I still want to see the condom "specially" made for India. Supposedly, they have the smallest ***** among the various Earth races; thus, a custom XXXX-Small. ???

BTW, I am not making this up. This was in the news a few months ago.

Well there are a BILLION of our fine Indian friends, so it appears whatever equipment they are using is doing the job nicely! :D

Hugh R 05-06-2008 07:27 PM

I googled it but still find it pretty dinky (get it). The difference between countries is pretty minimal, like less than an inch for one standard deviation. I never really thought of myself as large, but compared to what that report says, I'm a giant among men. World average about 5.5 inches? I'm a donkey compared to that, and I'm not even porn material, not even close. On the other hand, Chatsworth, CA, the porn capital of the USA is only a few miles from where I work, hmmmm.............

Gogar 05-06-2008 08:51 PM

T.
M.
I.

, Hugh.

Please Don't change your name to "Huge". Please?

speeder 05-06-2008 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cab83_750 (Post 3928052)
Condoms 'too big' for Indian men
By Damian Grammaticus
BBC News, Delhi



There is a "lack of awareness" over condom sizes
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

.........

Someone needs to tell them that you simply stop unrolling it when you run out of dick. :cool:

Joeaksa 05-06-2008 10:46 PM

Considering how many people there are in India, they need more of these. Am in Bombay India right now and until someone comes here you simply have no idea how many people are in this country. As well it shows little sign of slowing down. They need to stop having kids and yesterday IMHO...

red-beard 05-07-2008 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh R (Post 3928187)
I googled it but still find it pretty dinky (get it). The difference between countries is pretty minimal, like less than an inch for one standard deviation. I never really thought of myself as large, but compared to what that report says, I'm a giant among men. World average about 5.5 inches? I'm a donkey compared to that, and I'm not even porn material, not even close. On the other hand, Chatsworth, CA, the porn capital of the USA is only a few miles from where I work, hmmmm.............

Yes, but do you shave your......SmileWavy

RANDY P 05-07-2008 12:12 AM

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911Rob 05-07-2008 12:40 AM

I Kulla Eck Cumba Lumba, I Kulla Eck Cumba Lumba

Oh great.... now I gotta get that outa my head!
too funny, thanks for posting.

Joeaksa 05-07-2008 03:51 AM

If the ladies would stop playing around with cucumbers, then that puppy would not get so streched out and just about any "johnson" would make them happy!

Yes Red, some of us both "trim tightly" and go commando at the same time. Really helps in the summer.

Joe

PS its not so much how long it is, as how thick it is I have heard. Not going to say how many times I have heard that or where! :)


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